A Greek and Italian were arguing
over who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the
Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian
replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks
gave birth to advanced
mathematics" The Italian, nodding agreement,
says, "But we built the Roman
Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek
comes up with what he thinks will
end the discussion. With a flourish
of finality he says, "We invented
sex!" The Italian after a few moments replies, "That is true, but
it was the Italians who introduced it
to women."
