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Author: RandJr

Date: 20 July 2012

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There is a little girl in court, because she was beaten and raped by her separated mother and father. Being a minor she HAD to choose the Guardian. The judge asked her, you'd you like to like with your dad

She shook her head, 'no, he beats and rapes me.'

The judge then asked, 'how 'bout your mom?'

She shook her head again, no, she beats and rapes me too.'

The jury thought for hours where to place this girl, but no one knew what to do. Finally the little girl raised her hand and said, 'Can I sleep at Georgia tec, they don't beat anybody?'

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21.07.2012 03:47

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I am so very glad that I do not know anybody who would find this joke funny. Tell this joke in any random bar full of half drunk guys and see if you get out alive.

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21.07.2012 03:50

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21.07.2012 16:45

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I told this joke with a few frat bros.

They dragged me back to their apartment and raped me.

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Don't believe it? At least it's more legit than this joke.

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01.08.2012 07:18

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10.08.2012 02:03

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