yo momma jokes

Date: 21 August 2012

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yo momma is so fay she has her own orbit yo momma so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street and i asked her what she was doin she said she was movin yo momma is just like chinese food sweet,sour,and cheap yo momma is just like strawberries sweet, and goes great with sugar or whipped cream yo momma is such a dumb hoe while she is out doin her night time hooker job she pays men to to pay her for sex yo momma so dumb she ran into a parked car yo momma so fat she plays pool with the planets yo momma so ugly she makes ogres ask for advice yo momma so poor she gave bj's for 25 cents a peice yo momma so poor she asks hobos for money

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anonymous reader

22.08.2012 00:58

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These r terrible

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anonymous reader

22.08.2012 10:10

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Don't write anymore. Your lack of originality is matched by your lack of understanding of spacing and punctuation. Not to mention the fact that these jokes haven't been funny in years. Seriously, who tells yo momma jokes anymore? Besides Wilmer Valderrama.

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anonymous reader

22.08.2012 22:09

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i thought they pretty funny

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anonymous reader

22.08.2012 22:13

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and I know the spacing is bad but this is his first story/the joke are old and does not under stand but come on

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anonymous reader

22.08.2012 22:13

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and I know the spacing is bad but this is his first story/the joke are old and does not under stand but come on

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anonymous reader

22.08.2012 22:14

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and I know the spacing is bad but this is his first story/the joke are old and does not under stand but come on

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anonymous reader

22.08.2012 22:14

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and I know the spacing is bad but this is his first story/the joke are old and does not under stand but come on

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anonymous reader

23.08.2012 01:56

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omg these r teribulll just teribull ∞_∞

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anonymous reader

25.08.2012 21:10

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What is funny about ''yo mama is so fay...''. What does ''fay'' mean?
Please don't submit anything else - you are NOT a writer.

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anonymous reader

28.08.2012 06:25

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I actually think the last one is pretty funny.

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anonymous reader

01.09.2012 16:02

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We have a genius on our hands.

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anonymous reader

13.09.2012 23:06

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man u just need to stop. just STOP!!!!!!

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anonymous reader

17.09.2012 21:32

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazaa

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anonymous reader

17.09.2012 21:33

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im in a horny mood I need to fuck some body

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anonymous reader

19.09.2012 22:46

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Are you 12?! Just watch porn like every other kid who finds their daddy's computer. Not this bro, you can't write.

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anonymous reader

23.10.2012 21:54

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yo mama is so dumb that the stupid rubbed off on her son. and he can't write your mama jokes yo mama is a volunteer Hooker

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17.04.2013 19:09

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anonymous reader

20.06.2013 01:17

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one fucking word my nigga LAMMMME

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anonymous reader

06.08.2013 22:54

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Less prop per grammar less wordy more line breaks and 30% less dumb you'll do great some of them had hope though work your delivery.

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