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Sex games

im sorry

Author: bigmonkeytail73

Date: 22 August 2012

Sex Joke

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one night a 13 year adopted kid walks in his moms room wakes her up and says that his foster dad is gone and that he is going to rape her she screams "nooooo” and slaps him across his african american face he goes to his room crying slams his door and jumps on his bed and breaks one the pegs hears a weird sound and looks underneath his bed to see freshly dead foster dad and thrn he starts screaming his head off his mom comes into the room with a shotgun and said what happened to your father and the boy just starts crying again and said I...i...i killed him.why did he tell u about the sex hide and seek game we were playing
WHAT the boy yelled ooo did i say that aloud "yes yes you did now im gonna kill you” but not until you let me fuck you if you do ill let you live ok fine make it quick though _____moral fuck him the first time or every one dies


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  • Ghostrider939
    23.08.2012 00:04
    Humor and punchline of a joke is pretty much fucked when the writer can't even keep it coherent because of simple grammar and usage of the fucking language.

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  • into+porn
    23.08.2012 13:32
    what the fuck was that

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  • thom0128
    25.08.2012 11:59
    That was fucking stupid.

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.09.2012 16:04
    I think smoke signals would be easier to read than this.

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.09.2012 22:58
    Agreed I understand flag signals and smoke signals more than this

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.09.2012 07:32
    Agreed. Proofread next time before you hit enter.

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2012 21:46
    If you read this review before you read the joke, don't bother with the latter.

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.10.2012 21:44
    u should rip your dick off ...sir that was depressing...

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.10.2012 15:53
    had to read this 3 fucking times to understand!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.01.2013 10:21
    I was at the law school for their March admttied students weekend, and we were shuttled over to the theater to watch the musical's first night. The musical was fraught with references to specific professors, jokes on legalese, and inside jokes about the law school itself (our wireless internet is slow, har-de-har); I found these things particularly alienating and unfunny. However, most of the vocalists were surprisingly talented and those who weren't were at least passable. I also thought the song parodies were quite well-written and funny, and most of the dancing was impressive as well. I wouldn't have run off to see it on my own, but I don't regret seeing it. Would I describe it as funny? Not really; but for the most part it was entertaining.

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.02.2013 14:22
    Horrible I dont understand this try again in human language
    Or just rewrite it so others can understand b/c it's not even funny and
    It sounds kind of racist try try again Babe

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.09.2013 02:59
    6Xlhos I value the blog. Will read on...

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  • animal99
    30.11.2013 17:30
    This was not funny at all... but I think that was due to bad English.

    Re-read this or get someone to re-read it for you, who is very good at English grammar and spelling.

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