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A Granny can really SUCK?

Author: CHris FUkk

Date: 5 December 2004

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One day, a 77 year old Gran got off the train, and saw the huge line of chicks lining up. so Gran asked to a gorgeous blonde girl,
"whats this line for?"
"ER.... Um.....umm.... ERRr.... This line.... is for... they give you candies if you line up.." she replied
She was lying.. It wasnt.. It was for the prostitues checking if they have AIDS and stuff.
Finally...
"EXCUSE ME!!? Why are u here.? Old LADY?" a man asked.
"I know I dont have any teeth.. but I still can suck!!" she yelled.
"Alright.. Come.. Let;s see what you got" said, putting his dick out from his pants..

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READER 500

31.12.2004 01:11

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Works better without the last (punch?)line...

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READER 500

01.01.2005 17:42

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OOOOKKAYYYYY!!!

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READER 500

12.01.2005 14:50

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bello

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READER 500

15.01.2005 00:20

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ok that whole thing just suck why would you give head to a guy to see if you have aid!!!!!! that was incredibly ga who ever wrote that should shoot them selves!!!!!!!! faget!!!!!!!!!

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READER 500

21.01.2005 15:06

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that just suck that stupid errrr retard errrrrrr

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READER 500

04.02.2005 17:16

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This sucked...pardon the pun

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READER 500

04.02.2005 22:14

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your so fucking retarded

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READER 500

10.02.2005 12:30

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what the fuck

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READER 500

11.02.2005 23:41

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i wish an old granny would suck my dick!!!!

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READER 500

15.02.2005 13:55

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2 lame 4 words

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READER 500

01.03.2005 18:59

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If you find a good joke, dont mess with it.

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READER 500

02.03.2005 14:42

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super fun . if u realise that the whole page is to make u laugh. Stupid rednecks

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READER 500

04.03.2005 14:19

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absolutely crap

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READER 500

06.03.2005 04:44

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HOLA

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READER 500

10.03.2005 18:03

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lhawa dwa wal mani kwa

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READER 500

13.03.2005 13:48

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Hated it bigggggggg timeeeeeeeee
!!!!!!!!!

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READER 500

17.03.2005 15:09

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dumb

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READER 500

24.03.2005 12:07

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funked up joke

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READER 500

10.04.2005 05:38

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Learning English before trying to type it would've worked better.

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READER 500

17.04.2005 09:14

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slt

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READER 500

20.04.2005 21:15

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ha fucken ha..get a life

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READER 500

28.04.2005 10:51

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the joke was sick and was not typed correctly

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READER 500

09.05.2005 22:26

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I and 39,600 other viewers cannot see the point ot this so called joke....perhaps the real joke is YOURSELF!!!

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READER 500

11.05.2005 16:19

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It would have bee somewhat amusing, actually, if you had left out the last sentence.

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READER 500

21.05.2005 19:57

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must attempt fishing -little thinking needed there

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READER 500

26.05.2005 18:05

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guug,umyu yugfu gj jhhhhhhhhhh hjh jh kj

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READER 500

27.05.2005 01:15

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Everybody needs to shut the fuck up! If you do like the joke dont be on this website assholes!!

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READER 500

05.06.2005 23:31

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i Wish a ur granny suck mine

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READER 500

30.06.2005 11:15

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this "joke" sucked ass

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READER 500

07.07.2005 18:58

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don't give up your day job. that was crap

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READER 500

14.07.2005 18:23

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I think the real joke is when he pulls his pants down...

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READER 500

21.07.2005 02:56

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The joke is that someone thought this was a joke.

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READER 500

22.07.2005 11:13

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It don't make sense. Coz da blonde told da gran that it waz 4 candles. Da gran sez she can still suck. U can't suck candles!

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READER 500

28.07.2005 12:43

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w00t funny as fuck

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READER 500

29.07.2005 14:58

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this joke is the gayest thing i have heard it makes no sense at all

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READER 500

30.07.2005 14:47

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zZzZzZ... huh wha is the joke over already ,, i fell asleep!!!

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READER 500

04.08.2005 23:17

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how stupid do you have to be to make a joke this gay. I'd be happier taking it in the ass then to have to read this. I'm now 10% dumber for reading this.

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READER 500

08.08.2005 01:17

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wtf!!! rgart was horinle it makes no fucking sense my i.q went down 10 pointsjsut onw

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READER 500

12.08.2005 03:10

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Dude, that joke was pretty funny... if you are not retarded and actually get the joke... I seriously laughed myself off of my chair

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READER 500

14.08.2005 21:58

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joke sucked more than granny. geez

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READER 500

16.08.2005 17:49

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i saw the joke, and felt like killing myself. THE worst joke ever. shame u cant give 0 points.

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READER 500

17.08.2005 15:58

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This joke is sick

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READER 500

06.09.2005 21:03

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this sux more than Granny

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READER 500

28.09.2005 08:48

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funny shit this

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READER 500

09.10.2005 22:35

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the person who made this joke must be a old fart u has altimeirzers because they forgot how to make joke the would make people laugh

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READER 500

13.10.2005 04:21

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You need to reread the joke to get it, if you are younger than 25 you prob will think this joke is crap. Thats ok..just dont show your age by responding with a 'this joke sucks ass' I am an american, type comment.

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READER 500

13.10.2005 04:30

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This joke was not about candles but candies (sweets) if you read it correctly before commenting it is actually funny. Tip read slowly and grow up out of your teens stupid yanks

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READER 500

14.10.2005 13:13

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UM IT WAS KINDA FUNNY BUT ALSO REALLY LAME
BUT I MITE BE WRONG

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READER 500

18.10.2005 19:12

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sucked just likei do

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READER 500

21.10.2005 17:32

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why do you people have to be so mean?

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READER 500

24.10.2005 00:57

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ok, i get it but it still wasnt all that funny, so calm down.

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READER 500

04.11.2005 20:26

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you lot want SUCKING

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READER 500

06.11.2005 08:55

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this is like a 100% copy of another joke found on this website. it is not only a stupid summary, you made the joke a really stupid one. you are the one that sucks.

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READER 500

17.11.2005 12:01

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well the fact remains grannies do crave an occasional fuck as well a fuck

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READER 500

09.12.2005 23:31

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xnxx

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READER 500

18.12.2005 21:05

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this does not make any sence its the most retarded joke ive ever herd

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READER 500

18.12.2005 21:45

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thats such a turn off

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READER 500

28.12.2005 13:51

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i thought it was pretty funny

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READER 500

08.01.2006 17:52

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Lame..I want my click back.

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READER 500

16.01.2006 04:11

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gross!! shes an old granny

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READER 500

18.01.2006 12:26

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READER 500

18.01.2006 12:30

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you suck

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READER 500

18.01.2006 22:14

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any remotely funny jokes on here

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READER 500

21.01.2006 20:38

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ftuftfxyuyruyru

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READER 500

25.01.2006 10:00

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slm

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READER 500

30.01.2006 04:35

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haha i though it was gay but funny

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anonymous reader

17.12.2010 16:22

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anonymous reader

07.02.2012 08:21

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There is a critical sohrtage of informative articles like this.

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