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goodbye daddy

Author: Mark_3

Date: 23 July 2005

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One morning, as Gary is getting ready for work, he happens to pass his daughter's room and overhears her saying her prayers. "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa." He finds it odd but thinks no more of it.

Later that day when he comes home from work, there is bad news. Gary's father suffered a heart attack, but nothing could be done to save him.

A few months later, Gary once again hears his daughter as she prays: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and goodbye Grandma." Now Gary becomes a little afraid, remembering what happened before with his father.

Sure enough, his mother is found to have died in her sleep that morning. Now Gary is convinced the girl must be in touch with someone or something on the other side, so every morning he listens to her prayers.

He hears nothing out of the ordinary until again, a few months later: "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy."

Now Gary is frightened. At work, it's all he can focus on. He doesn't leave his office for lunch, and when it's time to come home for the day, he doesn't even do that. Instead he insists on staying in the office, telling everyone he has a lot of work that must be done. As the seconds, minutes, and hours tick away, Gary finds himself literally shaking with fear, and he has crawled underneath his death, eyes glued to his watch, tick, tick, tick...

Finally, it is past midnight and Gary is still alive. He decides maybe the "curse" on him is broken, so he leaves the office and drives home.

As soon as he opens the front door, his wife is there. "Where have you been?!?!" she asks. "Honey," Gary starts, "I have had one of the roughest days of my entire life and I'm just glad to be home."

"You think YOU'VE had a hard day?!?," she screams. "Today the mailman dropped dead on our front step!!!"


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    READER 500
    06.08.2005 10:19
    excellent joke. 1 typo but no big deal there. i didn't see it going the way it did.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    06.08.2005 16:23
    I GOT A GOOD LAUGH OUT OF IT. IT WAS A GOOD JOKE. LOL

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    READER 500
    07.08.2005 14:10
    sorry but this joke is already on this site by porn joker I believe is who has it on here, put something new on, had to rate this as a copy though

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    READER 500
    11.09.2005 15:46
    good joke 10 from me

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    READER 500
    19.09.2005 23:06
    do not like copied jokes, it is on here way before this one 1/10

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  • ICE%5EROMEO
    21.05.2008 10:29
    sucks!!!!!!!! get a live?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.05.2008 23:42
    it wus hilarious i luvd it!

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  • lil_lady
    26.05.2008 23:44
    SO FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!! I LUVD IT!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.09.2012 12:36
    u totally copied de pornjoker!

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.10.2012 07:13
    Thanks all! We Texans are dealing for now. Not siyang there aren't some that waited too long but that's gonna happen no matter what. I bugged to my folks 7 miles away, the cats are semi-settled in a guest room. (hey, there was more food here and gives me a great reason to drink myself silly in front of my parents LOL!)As someone w/New Orleans in my heart even if TX is my home (for now), your wishes and prayers and candles are very VERY appreciated. (it's about time we take one for y'all!!! :))Blessings!Elspeth

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