One day, Liz Erd was putting on her imported one size fits most sexy simple and comfortable ruffle turquoise nylon/spandex thong with cotton lined crotch. Liz Erd liked the feel of the nylon/spandex ruffle on her bare thigh.
Liz Erd pulled her imported one size fits most sexy simple and comfortable ruffle turquoise nylon/spandex thong with cotton lined crotch up tightly and felt the cotton lined crotch pressed snuggly against her pussy lips. The back of the imported one size fits most sexy simple and comfortable ruffle turquoise nylon/spandex thong with cotton lined crotch was buried tightly between her buns and rested snuggly on her puckered bung hole and her perineum (the space between the anus and the vagina)
Liz Erd was happy to be wearing her imported one size fits most sexy simple and comfortable ruffle turquoise nylon/spandex thong with cotton lined crotch again. Liz Erd had just gotten over a vaginal infection and had suffered itching, irritation, vaginal cottage cheese like discharge and a severe redness.
When Liz Erd was eight, she got a horse for her birthday. When she was ten, the horse died in the stable and was not discovered for 2 weeks. Liz Erd found the dead horse and smelled it. Her cunt smelled like that dead horse stuffed with rotten fish and bad limburger.
Her Curdish cunt cream had the consistency of cream corn or cottage cheese depending on what day of the week it was. One day, it actually had the appearance, consistency, and according to her lover Meg, the taste of apple sauce. Liz Erd sought professional medical assistance.
Liz Erd saw a Gynecologist who recommended a garlic dove suppository. The outer skin of a clove of garlic is pealed away without cutting or nicking the garlic clove. Cutting or nicking the garlic clove could cause vaginal irritation. The clove is then inserted into the cunt for half a day.
A clove can also be inserted into the anus in the case of serious yeast overgrowth. Sometimes, mat yeast from the anus can reinfect the vagina, seeping along the “sweat track” between the two orifices. A garlic suppository in the corn hole can prevent this from occurring.
Liz Erd had spent the last 3 months of her life walking through life with a clove of garlic up her snatch AND a clove of garlic up her bunger. She had worn a lightweight breathable hi- cut brief with satin trim at the waistband and legs, conformable to any body type. Liz Erd didn’t feel very sexy with cloves of garlic stuck up her oozy cunt and asshole. Her mons deferens was not fit for human consumption.
Now Liz Erd ‘s vaginal infection was gone, so was the itching, irritation, vaginal cottage cheese like discharge and the severe redness. The garlic up the snatch and pooper had done the trick and she could enjoy her imported one size fits most sexy simple and comfortable ruffle turquoise nylon/spandex thong with cotton lined crotch pressed snuggly against her pussy lips. She didn’t have to worry about the seeping cunt curd crusting up the cotton lined crotch of her her imported one size fits most sexy simple and comfortable ruffle turquoise nylon/spandex thong.
Liz Erd reached for her black petite seamless medium padded, and lined cup push up stretch lace bra with lace trim, back wings and ½ inch adjustable straps. Liz Erd always liked this lacy black brasserie. It felt silky smooth against her expectant pink upturned nipples. There had been no reason not to wear it while her slit was oozing out a curdled cunt cream that would inevitably saturate and ooze out the wings of her panty liner to stain her lightweight breathable hi- cut brief panties with satin trim at the waistband and legs. She had worn the bra a lot.
Now Liz Erd was fine. She had even saved up all the garlic she was sticking up her cunt and asshole and made a garlic chicken stew with potatoes and carrots in it. It was yumalicious!
Suddenly, Liz Erd felt genital and breast vasocongestion and sensitivity. It seemed as if her persistent sexual arousal syndrome was kicking in. Liz Erd knew she might have to pick up four strangers in a bar and get one guy to fuck her up the ass doggie style while another guy is under her fucking her pussy with the other two guys positioned in front of her so she can stuff both of their cocks in her mouth at once. . Then she might try to get the four guys to all squirt their hot loads of protein rich baby batter into her gaping yapper so she could gargle with it before swallowing it down...
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