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Hidign in the CLoset

Author: lordgriffin

Date: 26 May 2008

Sex Joke

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One day, a young boy comes home from school, and hears a strange man in the Bedroom with his mother. Hiding in the closet he see's a man in bed with his mother.

Suddenly his mother looks up and says "Oh my god, my Husband is home early! Quick hide in the closet.

Once inside the man hears a voice "man..it sure is dark in here...

The man startled tries to quiet the lad "Shhh..please be quiet"

The boy leans up and says "o.k. if you'll buy my Base ball"

The man asks "how much?"

The Kid says "$100"

The man says "are you crazy? $100 for a base ball?

The kid shrugs "I'll go ask dad then"

O.k. o.k." the man says "here's $100.

The next day, same thing..kid comes home, see's the man, The man ends up hiding in the closet. and hears the young voice...

"Sure is dark in here?"

The man sighs "look you gotta be quiet?

The kid says "Sell ya my Ball mit for $100.

The Man sighs and pays.

Later that day, the Father asks the kid to play BaseBall. the Kids says he can't he sold his ball and glove.

His dad asks how much and the kid shows him the $200.

Immediately Furious, the man says "that was NOT a fair price, you cheated that man, you go to church and go to confession RIGHT NOW>

So dad hauls the lad to church, and up to the confessional. The door closes and the Kid says "man, it sure is dark in here, and from the other side of the screen he hears a familiar voice say "don't start THAT again!


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  • Anonymous+reader
    28.05.2008 19:49
    great joke..

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  • Anonymous+reader
    29.05.2008 01:26
    boring not worth it

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  • Anonymous+reader
    31.05.2008 03:10
    Wack!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    02.06.2008 12:21
    FUCKING COPYCAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    06.06.2008 01:38
    cute

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  • Anonymous+reader
    13.06.2008 13:09
    copied an old joke you homo

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.07.2008 11:27
    CHEATER
    SINNER
    ASSHOLE
    SO AM I BY THE WAY (hehe)
    LOL
    10/10

    ALEXANDER PHOENIX

    {:<)

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  • anti-reader
    02.09.2008 08:07
    reader, shut it u rtard

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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.09.2008 23:16
    ok i've been reading some of these jokes and i also look at the comments i have seen some of the jokes before well guess what you don't see me bitching like a spoiled brat. if nothing nice comes out of your mouth shut it and definately don't type it cuz other ocd people and people in general that read the comments kills the joke and then we get mad people want a good laugh and they are happy enough to get it here this is a fucking porn site so just shut the fuck up if you can't take a joke and if you can't say anything nice ty

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.05.2012 02:12
    I told my kids we'd play after I found what I neeedd. Damnit.

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