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2 Drunks and a Junkyard dog

Author: lordgriffin

Date: 28 May 2008

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2 Drunks walked out of a bar. trying to remain upright, they staggered down the alleyway

As they walked, they came across a man looking German Shepard, hunched over licking his balls.

The First drunk pokes his buddy "hey Look..."

The 2nd drunk blinked and said "huh?"

The First drunk Points back at the dog and says "look..." as the dog lapped at it's own Balls "I wersh I coudl do at.

The 2nd drunk looked over then looked back at his friend and replied "I'd pet im first!

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02.06.2008 15:43

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that was fin halarous

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sex for ever

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25.07.2008 11:44

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GROSS YET FUNNY

ALEXANDER PHOENIX

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Truer words have never been sokpen. Although, I don’t recall giving you permission to tell everyone about my ill-advised incident with wedge heels and a skateboard!

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