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Gold Fanatic

Author: lordgriffin

Date: 26 May 2008

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There once was a man, that was an absolute golf NUT. Once each year he would save up for an all expenses paid golf vacation on a resort Island.

This year he met a beautiful woman. and they hit it off famously Golf all day, and wonderful sex all night.

At the end of the 2 weeks, the man proclaimed his love for her and asked her to marry him. HOWEVER, he explained "I LOVE golf, I eat sleep and DRINK Golfs, and you'll have to accept that.

Overwhelmed and close to tears, the woman replied that see too...had a secret that he must first know before they could wed.

"Honey" she said "I'm a Hooker"

The man shrugged and replies "Your breaking your wrists before you hit the ball!


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  • Anonymous+reader
    28.05.2008 20:14
    i didnt get that at all

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  • lordgriffin
    28.05.2008 21:24
    Apologies, it should say GOLF not gold...and for the Unknown reader, a "HOOK" is a Golf term for a ball that after hits, curves (I believe) to the right (For a right handed Golfer) and is cause because you do not keep your wrists locked

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  • PotHead
    15.06.2008 15:50
    Was that a joke.?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    18.06.2008 15:19
    I don't get this one either

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.07.2008 11:31
    WTF
    (Wonderfuly Terribly Funny)
    (hehe)

    ALEXANDER PHOENIX

    {:<)

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.05.2009 14:49
    really don't understand yet.

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.05.2011 12:19
    YouÂ’re a real deep thinker. Tahkns for sharing.

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.10.2012 21:03
    Balance: Put your feet together and try to hit balls like that. Don't worry so much where it goes but more on mankig solid contact with the ball. Tempo: Try to count in your head with your swing. I was taught to think 1-2-3 and 4 [at the pace of a regular clock ticking seconds, where you start taking your club into your backswing at 3 and start your downswing at 4]To keep yourself in the swing make sure you actually look at the whole duration of your swing. Literally see it as it connects with the ball. As with the majority of golf drills, don't attempt to do ALL of this in one practice session. Split it up. Try working on your balance one day and tempo the next. All of our golf games are a work in progress =] Hope this helps you.

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