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3 Ducks walk into a Bar

Author: lordgriffin

Date: 28 May 2008

Sex Joke

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3 Ducks walk into a bar, The Bartender thinks thats strange but they have money and are paying customers.

He walks up to the first duck, and says "so fella... what's yer name..how ya been doing?

The duck smiles up and says "I am Huey, and I am pretty good, I been outside playing in puddles all day long, thats as good as it gets with a duck, I'll have a Beer.

So he serves the Duck and moves to the 2nd Duck "how about you?"

The 2nd Duck smiles and says "I'm Dewy, and I am pretty good too, I have been outside playing in puddles all day long too, thats as good as it get's for a duck...I'll have a scotch, neat

Now the Bartender see's how this is going and moves to the 3rd duck "I bet your name's Lewy

The 3rd duck smiles and shakes his head "No...I'm Puddles


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    reader 500
    01.06.2008 07:59
    its been around for awhile now

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  • Anonymous+reader
    06.06.2008 04:54
    haha, so fucking hilarious

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.06.2008 02:36
    good one!

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    10.06.2008 10:23
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    11.06.2008 03:05
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    13.06.2008 13:46
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  • Kurt
    26.06.2008 18:22
    That is not fucking funny.That fucking joke sucks.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    28.06.2008 04:08
    hahaha

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    07.07.2008 01:10
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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.07.2008 11:11
    FUCKING FUNNY
    (snickers under his breath)

    ALEXANDER PHOENIX

    {:<)

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    10.02.2012 04:23
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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.09.2014 04:19
    I have a few questions for the green candy that you meteld what kind did you use cause I cant seem to find any in my local Bulk Barn, OR can i use white choc meteld with green foodcolouring i knwo it gives it a weird taste sometimes but I would appreciate any feedback

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