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3 Ducks walk into a Bar

Author: lordgriffin

Date: 28 May 2008

Sex Joke

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3 Ducks walk into a bar, The Bartender thinks thats strange but they have money and are paying customers.

He walks up to the first duck, and says "so fella... what's yer name..how ya been doing?

The duck smiles up and says "I am Huey, and I am pretty good, I been outside playing in puddles all day long, thats as good as it gets with a duck, I'll have a Beer.

So he serves the Duck and moves to the 2nd Duck "how about you?"

The 2nd Duck smiles and says "I'm Dewy, and I am pretty good too, I have been outside playing in puddles all day long too, thats as good as it get's for a duck...I'll have a scotch, neat

Now the Bartender see's how this is going and moves to the 3rd duck "I bet your name's Lewy

The 3rd duck smiles and shakes his head "No...I'm Puddles


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  • reader
    reader 500
    01.06.2008 07:59
    its been around for awhile now

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  • Anonymous+reader
    06.06.2008 04:54
    haha, so fucking hilarious

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.06.2008 02:36
    good one!

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  • justwatching1
    10.06.2008 10:23
    enjoyed it

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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.06.2008 03:05
    heard it

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  • sexy+bitch
    13.06.2008 13:46
    haha my friend told me that

    haha

    he is a perv
    like wise, i am too


    ps i am like only 11

    but this sex website makes me so horny

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  • nena234
    16.06.2008 18:39
    i am like only 10 and im a girl watching GIRL porn vidoes while masterbating which makes me REALLY horny!!

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    17.06.2008 00:08
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  • Kurt
    26.06.2008 18:22
    That is not fucking funny.That fucking joke sucks.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    28.06.2008 04:08
    hahaha

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  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    07.07.2008 01:10
    gay

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.07.2008 11:11
    FUCKING FUNNY
    (snickers under his breath)

    ALEXANDER PHOENIX

    {:<)

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  • Anonymous+reader
    28.07.2010 16:49
    gooooooooooooooooooood

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.02.2012 04:23
    So true,so true. Makes you want to stick pins in your eyes. I know. I do. Thanks for vinitisg my blog--I'll be back too!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.09.2014 04:19
    I have a few questions for the green candy that you meteld what kind did you use cause I cant seem to find any in my local Bulk Barn, OR can i use white choc meteld with green foodcolouring i knwo it gives it a weird taste sometimes but I would appreciate any feedback

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