Difference between Army Ranger and A Marine

Date: 28 May 2008

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(with respect to my brother in arms The Marines who tell this Joke differently)

One day A boy was taking a piss in the bathroom, when a Marine Walked in in his dress uniform.

The Boy looked up wide eyed and said "Wow, are you a REAL Marine?"

"Thats RIght Boy" the Marine said "Wanna wear my hat?"

SURE the boy said taking the hat and trying it on while the Marine went into a stall.

Just that moment an Army Ranger walked in. Again The boys eyes got wide.

"Wow are you a REAL Army Ranger?"

The Ranger looked won and said "thats right boy, you wanna suck my cock?"

The boy stepped back suddenly and replied "Hey, I'm not a REAL Marine, I'm just airing his hat!

(For all those who FLame, :) Inter service rivalry is with the understanding that we are brothers in arms, and The army takes it as good naturedly when the 2 role are reversed)

HOOAH!
Spemper FI

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2spyC4u

01.06.2008 13:18

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the joke rocked - as former army it tickled me - i am so going to share this one

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Anonymous reader

02.06.2008 00:28

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it's oorah

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hollow.ark

08.06.2008 01:02

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a.r.m.y.
arent ready (for) marines yet

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Anonymous reader

08.06.2008 23:27

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yeah the army does take it good in the ass. Hooah. Semper Fi

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Anonymous reader

13.06.2008 16:38

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it would be the other way around in real life

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Anonymous reader

25.07.2008 11:42

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HAHAHA

ALEXANDER PHOENIX

{:<)

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Anonymous reader

11.08.2008 20:57

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quick army-marine joke. Why does the army say hooah while marines say oorah? its hard to say oorah with a dick in ur mouth

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Anonymous reader

22.10.2008 01:45

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M.A.R.I.N.E.
muscles are required intelligence no expected

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get

19.11.2008 06:16

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whos takin the hit, the army for askin a boy to suck his cock or the marines, for the implication in the boys response? any non fag military man would bitch slap the fag ranger.

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Anonymous reader

13.01.2009 23:07

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Marines are just like superheros, they may be tough but they all have weaknesses that make no sense.

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Anonymous reader

26.06.2009 18:05

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U.S. ARMY
Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet.
I am proud to say I am a member of the army, but god knows there are some funny fucking jokes out there. Most of you should realize that these jokes are, like the author of this joke has said, in good fun. I have nothing but respect for the other branches of the armed services. but boy do we make fun of each other a lot lol

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Anonymous reader

07.07.2009 07:13

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Quick question. How do you kill a Marine? You throw sand against the wall, and tell him to hit the beach. That joke gave me some massive arm and chest muscles when I was in JROTC in high school. How was I to know the Master Seargent was behind me?

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Anonymous reader

12.10.2009 02:48

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ok I want to post here I have a son in the army just deployed to Iraq i have students in the marines ( friends of my sons as well) they do joke back and forth seemingly hating the other But when the bullets fly or a threat is made to the other look out cause hell will be paid.and I pity whomever crosses any branch of the military with another branch around...they are brothers in arms, friends and Americans, amkes them the most feared humans on the face of the earth,,,, stay safe guys and gals you are missed at home...

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Anonymous reader

31.05.2010 04:23

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my friends brother was in semper fi...sadly he was killed in the line of duty

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anonymous reader

11.08.2012 20:25

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Egw symfwnw me Tokyo Witch gia to Pioneer apo osa tradiugoa exw akousei mexri twra. Kai tha ton akousw olo to disko se misi wra pou sxolaw (=kanw kryfa kopana apo ti douleia)cuddles

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anonymous reader

03.11.2012 11:26

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English please bro 🔽

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Anonymous reader

15.10.2015 00:12

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I NEVER HEARD THAT JOKE USING A MARINE, IT WAS ALWAYS AN AIR FORCE PILOT.

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