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Friends Confessions.

Author: Wimmers

Date: 22 December 2009

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Mary and Jane were having a cup of coffee together and got round to discussing their sex lives.

Jane said to Mary, "A strange thing I have noticed, after sex my cunt starts twitching for a few minutes, does yours ever do that"?

Mary shrugged her shoulders and said "No mine just coughs and scratches his balls".

Jane taken aback says "Mary, you do surprise me, never thought I would hear you describe your beloved as a cunt Mary thought for a while and then replied. "Yes, I suppose you are right, cunts are useful".

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Anonymous reader

12.03.2010 17:02

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Diz joke anit funny

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READER 500

18.05.2010 17:57

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sorry not really funny but the church one was! LOL!

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Wimmers

29.05.2010 05:44

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It is a typical put down by married women on their husbands in long time relationships, but they are still together and love each other really.

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JayneyRedd

04.08.2010 17:52

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Well, it made me titter!

LOL Wims lad ;-)

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anonymous reader

17.09.2010 06:30

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What the fuck you asshole wimmers stop trolling on my jokes you are dumbass who think no one can guess you are posting comments on other ppl's jokes and beging all people to read your good for nothing jokes.

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JS-Hellman

25.09.2010 06:16

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A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

...douchebag

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daddytime

20.11.2010 19:34

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uhm... was that humor? it was uhmm... just plain ol Stupid. yep

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Wimmers

02.01.2011 14:12

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daddytime You sound depressing, I will bear you in mind for hauntings at Halloweeen.

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anonymous reader

01.04.2011 08:23

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Fuck your all sisters cunt

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anonymous reader

05.04.2011 20:56

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A Negative vote for your bullshit ..... almost everyone else on this site has posted much more enjoyable content. Readers please view anything asides Wimmers shitty stories/jokes and you may find enjoyable content on here.

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anonymous reader

24.04.2011 19:41

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Unbeliveable that would not make anyone laugh are you on crack are you high are you drunk?

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anonymous reader

15.07.2011 18:59

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wimmers go fuck ur father ,u suck big time
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anonymous reader

16.07.2011 22:39

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damn man ... U've achieved brillant new levels of
sucking , non of ur posts is worth reading not one . What a loser

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10.08.2011 15:46

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JACK042000 steals jokes!

WIMMERS is GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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anonymous reader

12.08.2011 16:18

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GO FUCK A DONKEY IN THE ASS OR FUCK AN ASS IN THE DONKEY!

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anonymous reader

14.08.2011 16:32

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this joke makes me sad!

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anonymous reader

15.08.2011 16:23

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GOBS OF CUM FOR THIS JOKE! I JERK OFF SO HARD TO WIMMERS!

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anonymous reader

17.08.2011 19:04

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A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

...douchebag

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17.08.2011 19:04

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A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

...douchebag

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anonymous reader

27.08.2011 16:32

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A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

...douchebag

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anonymous reader

27.08.2011 16:32

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Wimmers go fuck ur father

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27.08.2011 16:33

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THis MAde Me PUke. SEriously. I PUked. I PUked HArd.

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anonymous reader

27.08.2011 16:33

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Wimmer is gay and I am tired. So - EAT SHIT AND DIE!

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noajoke

15.12.2011 10:24

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to the poster who says he jerked off to wimmers joles...really dude try a woman

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22.10.2012 07:28

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Help, I've been informed and I can't become ignanort.

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