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Sex games

What a Shock.

Author: Wimmers

Date: 22 July 2012

Sex Joke

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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.

In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself".

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor.

The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my mail man came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"


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  • anonymous+reader
    25.07.2012 23:32
    This isn't funny. This is just stupid.

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  • Wimmers
    26.07.2012 09:25
    Below, I am so sorry you did not enjoy what I hoped would be a small piece of entertainment. However, thank you so much for taking the time to comment, and once again sorry for my inadequate sex joke.

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.07.2012 18:03
    i thout it was funny

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.07.2012 16:54
    This is not funny dont play with us

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  • Wimmers
    28.07.2012 19:37
    Thank you so much for spending time to make a comment, I am delighted for everyone who gained even a little pleasure from the joke. To anyone who did not like it, I can only say sorry and try to do much better in the future.

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.07.2012 21:48
    why???????????????????????????
    Got really screwed!
    U'r not givin any effort

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.08.2012 15:00
    This is a reely gud joke it made me laff out loud.

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2012 00:54
    i hate when people copy and paste, search sex jokes on google, click one of the top 3 sites and you can find this joke, all with the ppl saying they made the joke. :(

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.09.2012 07:56
    I love thi joke its right good.

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.09.2012 16:09
    Good joke. Got a chuckle out of me

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  • MistressLuka
    26.09.2012 09:59
    Great joke. I couldn't stop laughing.

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.10.2012 03:56
    What do you call a lil black on a new bicycle...A thief What do you call two black kids on a brand new bike.... Organized crime. Why do mexicans have such big noses..... So they have something to pick in the off season. why dont mexicans grill.... The beans fall through the rack. How did we get the grand canyon... A Jew dropped a quarter down a mole hill. How do you tell if you got Jewish neighbors...wet twiliot paper on the clothes line. Whats the the bad part of being a black Jew....you got to sit in the back of the oven.

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    21.10.2012 07:53
    Great. Sensation spuriously felt.

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    12.12.2012 17:43
    The one making the black and Jew jokes choke on a dick

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    14.12.2012 09:15
    It was a good joke just the type of joke I like

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