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Sperm Sample.

Author: Wimmers

Date: 25 April 2010

Sex Joke

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An 80 year old man was asked by his doctor to provide a sperm sample. The doctor gives him a jar and with a wink says, "I don't expect you to fill it to the top, but I am sure you can still cover the bottom".

3 days later the old man returns to the surgery with the jar still empty. "Why no sample ? I was sure you could do it " said the doctor.

Shaking his head the old man replied, "I am sorry, I tried it with my right hand, then with my left. The wife then had a try doing it with both hands, all to no avail.

The wife decided to ask young Babs from next door if she could help out. Straight away she said, "You need to use your mouth". The wife tried as hard as she could, but it nearly choked her. Babs said "Let me do it, I have good teeth and if I grip it in the right place it should be Yipee".

" Well to be fair to Babs she was at it for a good 10 minutes, but all to no avail, we still couldn't get the fuckin lid off ".


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  • Anonymous+reader
    28.04.2010 17:36
    Puunchline is too weak, but a good set up. Unfortunately, I didn't laugh, so it's a negative from me. Sorry.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    29.04.2010 19:58
    i like it. it is cleverer than most. i didnt see it coming

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  • Anonymous+reader
    04.05.2010 01:01
    that shit was booty

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  • Anonymous+reader
    05.05.2010 07:10
    It sound funny bt it nt funny

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  • de_lirious
    06.05.2010 18:16
    weird but awesome.... =]

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.05.2010 07:40
    ive always liked this joke but its really old my father told it all the time when i was younger but still happy its posted

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  • Wimmers
    29.05.2010 05:40
    Reader------The joke may be old, but they have still not got the top off.

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  • JS-Hellman
    25.09.2010 06:14
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    03.01.2011 23:43
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... dbaliki918 and js post much better more funny jokes. people go checkout their jokes you will laugh like hell

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.02.2011 15:38
    ooooohhh. good one iloved it so awesome i nearly laughed my cock off. i know, i now, TMI

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.04.2011 18:51
    whoever that "anonymous reader" is spammn Wimmers F.UCK OFF
    YOU ANNOYING CVVING B@ASTARD

    Wimmers u owe me 1

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 18:30
    GROSS! Do you really think anyone thinks you're funny? I like Wimmers jokes a lot better. You should check him out. He has this one about a girl being raped with a crate of vodka! Hilarious!

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.08.2011 15:47
    I think Wimmers is much funnier.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 16:17
    U farted all over me with your fart

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:20
    that was funny but ii really didnt have much to do with sex
    ===================================================
    It had B.D.S.M. and rape, lol. thanks for comment.

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 19:02
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

    I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD FUCKING DIE! PISS OFF!

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:30
    "Well to be fair to Babs she was at it for a good 10 minutes, but all to no avail, we still couldn't get the fuckin lid off "

    EAT SHIT AND DIE!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.02.2012 05:03
    What are the best books to read (information wise) on percnangy?I just found out and I want to know all I can!

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