Hand relief for money.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a hooker at a table, so he walks over to her and says, how much is it for a hand job?
She says 10 dollars so he said well that's a lot of money but okay how much have you made off of hand jos she said you see all those cars out there I bought all those with the money I've made from hand jobs. so they go out to his truck and she gives him the best hand job of his life.
Then he decides he wants a blow job and asked her how much it was and she said $25 and he said how much have you made off of blow jobs she said you see this bar I bought it with all of the money I've made from blow jobs.
So he said ok ok and she gave him the best blow job of his life. Then he decided to get daring and ask how much it was for pu$$y and she said you see all those sky scrapers over there that's what I would own if I had a pu$$y.
28670 2 872 
+6.54 [228]
