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Sex games

Hand relief for money.

Author: Wimmers

Date: 1 May 2010

Sex Joke

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A guy walks into a bar and sees a hooker at a table, so he walks over to her and says, how much is it for a hand job?

She says 10 dollars so he said well that's a lot of money but okay how much have you made off of hand jos she said you see all those cars out there I bought all those with the money I've made from hand jobs. so they go out to his truck and she gives him the best hand job of his life.

Then he decides he wants a blow job and asked her how much it was and she said $25 and he said how much have you made off of blow jobs she said you see this bar I bought it with all of the money I've made from blow jobs.

So he said ok ok and she gave him the best blow job of his life. Then he decided to get daring and ask how much it was for pu$$y and she said you see all those sky scrapers over there that's what I would own if I had a pu$$y.


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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.05.2010 05:06
    good joke I like it.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.05.2010 19:08
    OHH SHIT THAT'S SCARY RIGHT THERE!!!!! GOOD JOKE THOUGH!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.05.2010 04:42
    Old. poorly told, and not that funny the first time around

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.05.2010 07:38
    lol really good joke kinda freaky but good

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  • MamiConHuevos
    26.05.2010 19:01
    Shit was hilarious. I wish i also had a pu$$y. :(

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  • Anonymous+reader
    27.05.2010 08:43
    this is from the iphone sex jokes.. not exactly but along the exact same lines.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    27.05.2010 11:29
    iphone get their jokes from here.

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  • anonymous+reader
    20.08.2010 00:39
    she bought a bunch of cars at 10$ a handjob? sure.

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.09.2010 06:30
    What the fuck you asshole wimmers stop trolling on my jokes you are dumbass who think no one can guess you are posting comments on other ppl's jokes and beging all people to read your good for nothing jokes.

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  • JS-Hellman
    25.09.2010 06:14
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.12.2010 23:32
    Wow, I love how on every other joke NOT told by Wimmers, it says "this joke sucks, go to Wimmers page, so funny" and here it says the same thing but someone else's name. Whoever you are writing these messages, stop being such a fucking attention whore.

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.12.2010 23:33
    Wow, I love how on every other joke NOT told by Wimmers, it says "this joke sucks, go to Wimmers page, so funny" and here it says the same thing but someone else's name. Whoever you are writing these messages, stop being such a fucking attention whore.

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.12.2010 23:33
    Wow, I love how on every other joke NOT told by Wimmers, it says "this joke sucks, go to Wimmers page, so funny" and here it says the same thing but someone else's name. Whoever you are writing these messages, stop being such a fucking attention whore.

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.03.2011 03:42
    Jus luv these jokes. :-D

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.04.2011 16:18
    my friends spazzed after reading this

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 16:11
    Old and just not funny.
    Old and just not funny.
    Old and just not funny.
    Old and just not funny.
    Old and just not funny.
    Old and just not funny.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 16:12
    GOBS OF CUM FOR THIS JOKE! I JERK OFF SO HARD TO WIMMERS!

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:35
    I too jerk off to Wimmers but I always jerk off to crossdresser who eat their own shit!

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:36
    I too jerk off to Wimmers but I always jerk off to crossdresser who eat their own shit!

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:36
    I too jerk off to Wimmers but I always jerk off to crossdresser who eat their own shit!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:22
    GOBS OF CUM FOR THIS JOKE! I JERK OFF SO HARD TO WIMMERS!

    JS - Hellman thinks you're a douchbag!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:22
    GOBS OF CUM FOR THIS JOKE! I JERK OFF SO HARD TO WIMMERS!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 19:00
    stop it Wimmers. please. i call a truce. you stop spamming my jokes and i stop spamming yours.

    NOT! JS HELLMAN 4 LIFE BITCHES!

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:29
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:29
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.05.2012 21:21
    Wow! That's a really neat asnewr!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.10.2013 07:17
    the reson y i sony and microsoft are bet besauce they have better only not laggs as much as the wii and nintendo is good at gaming but only on hand held and sony is taking away that from them besauce of the new psp. that why ps3 the pc or mac and xbox rule the gaming world. the wii did go back 3 years on there shity graphix and it was sad when black ops came to it besauce the controller suck for it

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