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Sex games

Tittle Your Fancy.

Author: Wimmers

Date: 8 May 2010

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I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door.They asked me what Iwould like for my birthday.

I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.It was very nice of them, but I

think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna WATCH.
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Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub tummy and say "congratulations."

But none of them rub your cock and say "well done"?
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Honestly some folk will take offence at anything.I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop,

and all Iasked was "How are you getting on?"
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Sex therapists claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to
spend 10 minutes licking his ears!!

Personally I think its BOLLOCKS.
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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.05.2010 08:11
    The last one was boring

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  • Wimmers
    26.05.2010 11:17
    Reader a one line joke is not long enough to be boring, however the word "Bollocks" may have a different translation between U.S.A. and U.K.

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.09.2010 23:09
    @anonymous reader
    2010-05-26 08:11:31
    when he says bollocks he means something like bullshit and balls

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.09.2010 06:30
    What the fuck you asshole wimmers stop trolling on my jokes you are dumbass who think no one can guess you are posting comments on other ppl's jokes and beging all people to read your good for nothing jokes.

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.09.2010 10:56
    Old and just not funny.

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  • JS-Hellman
    25.09.2010 06:12
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • Wimmers
    02.01.2011 14:14
    JS Hellman, tricked into spamming by a troll. I hope you have learned your lesson.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.03.2011 06:04
    Leave him alone you cunt, he has some good stuff

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.04.2011 16:15
    this actually some good one-liners

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 16:09
    JS Hellman, tricked into spamming by a troll. I hope you have learned your lesson.
    JS Hellman, tricked into spamming by a troll. I hope you have learned your lesson.JS Hellman, tricked into spamming by a troll. I hope you have learned your lesson.JS Hellman, tricked into spamming by a troll. I hope you have learned your lesson.
    JS Hellman, tricked into spamming by a troll. I hope you have learned your lesson.JS Hellman, tricked into spamming by a troll. I hope you have learned your lesson.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 16:10
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 16:10
    Old and just not funny.

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:31
    wimmers you sexy ass bitch! I fuck you in the ass!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:15
    Leave him alone you cunt, he has some good stuff
    Leave him alone you cunt, he has some good stuff
    Leave him alone you cunt, he has some good stuff
    Leave him alone you cunt, he has some good stuff

    EAT SHIT AND DIE!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:59
    wimmers you sexy ass bitch! I fuck you in the ass!

    By Wimmers

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:21
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:21
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:21
    Old and just not funny.

    EAT SHIT AND DIE!

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    07.02.2012 16:41
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  • anonymous+reader
    09.02.2012 23:35
    Ab fab my gooldy man.

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