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Sex games

Sex and the Church.

Author: Wimmers

Date: 9 May 2010

Sex Joke

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Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple & a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church.

The priest said " We have special requirements for new parishioners, you must abstain from having sex for

two weeks." The couples agreed & came back at the end of two weeks.



The priest went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"

The old man replied, "No problem at all priest."

"Congratulations, welcome to the church!" said the priest.



The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"

The middle-aged man replied, "The first week was not too bad, on the second week I had to sleep on the

sofa but, yes we made it."

"Congratulations, welcome to the church!" said the priest.



The priest went to the young newly-wed couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"

"No sir, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks." the young man replied sadly.

"What happened?" enquired the priest.

" Well, my wife was reaching for a tin of corn on the top shelf and dropped it." said the young man.

" When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."

"You understand of course, this means that you will not be welcome in our church?" stated the priest.

"We know," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."


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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.05.2010 19:18
    this is a joke, not a story..... if ur gonna write jokes, post them somewhere else!

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  • Wimmers
    11.05.2010 19:32
    I did post it in Sex Jokes.

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  • ldaaaaaaa+++5.17.2010
    17.05.2010 18:21
    wow....thats kindve funny but you couldve added something about the middle aged couple too

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.05.2010 17:55
    WOW THATS HALARIOUS!

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  • Wimmers
    19.05.2010 16:31
    Idaaaaaa I did post about the middle aged couple. It was a progression to boiling point.

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  • Nava.Micah
    21.05.2010 09:15
    Plis i wud like 2 know u more

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  • Wimmers
    26.05.2010 10:04
    Nava .Micha. drop me a p.m.

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  • %26amp%3B%231587%3B%26amp%3B%231603%3B%26amp%3B%231587%3B%26amp%3B%231575%3B%26amp%3B%231608%3B%26amp%3B%231610%3B
    بدي نيك

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  • Anonymous+reader
    05.06.2010 20:59
    really funny as hell

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  • Anonymous+reader
    14.06.2010 08:22
    nice joke wimmers! ;-)

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.07.2010 18:34
    صورسكس

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  • Anonymous+reader
    28.07.2010 19:24
    Eee-oop!
    made me laff that, Wims, lad ;-)

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.08.2010 06:36
    That was a good one _^

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2010 00:33
    dude u is histerical

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.08.2010 20:52
    llnknbkjhjjlkkjjnnbbvcvfftrthhhhnbbvvcfddde

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.08.2010 01:38
    ROFLMAO--Best one I heard in a long time

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.08.2010 18:58
    That was really fucking funny. :-)

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.09.2010 06:30
    What the fuck you asshole wimmers stop trolling on my jokes you are dumbass who think no one can guess you are posting comments on other ppl's jokes and beging all people to read your good for nothing jokes.

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  • JS-Hellman
    25.09.2010 06:10
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.10.2010 23:05
    js hellman shut the fuck up

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.12.2010 13:49
    سكسي

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  • anonymous+reader
    03.05.2011 18:56
    i don get it......... can someone tell me? ;B

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.06.2011 08:00
    He fucked her in the supermarket.

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.08.2011 00:04
    for wimmers this is actually decent

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 16:15
    Old and just not funny.
    Old and just not funny.
    Old and just not funny.
    Old and just not funny.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 16:16
    js hellman shut the fuck up
    js hellman shut the fuck up
    js hellman shut the fuck up
    js hellman shut the fuck up

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 16:16
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebagA Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebagA Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:29
    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:14
    i don get it......... can someone tell me? ;B
    i don get it......... can someone tell me? ;B
    i don get it......... can someone tell me? ;B
    i don get it......... can someone tell me? ;B
    i don get it......... can someone tell me? ;B

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:24
    GOBS OF CUM FOR THIS JOKE! I JERK OFF SO HARD TO WIMMERS!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 19:03
    JS Hellman says this jokes sucks and that his jokes are much funnier.

    I agree. You suck Wimmers!

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  • Wimmers
    23.08.2011 08:12
    I have spent today reading all of my stories and jokes. They are so wonderful and really cheered me up. I sometimes wonder where my talent comes from, perhaps the love from my fans inspire me. I thank you, for it is you that have made me truly great.

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:20
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:20
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:20
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:20
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:20
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:20
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:20
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:21
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.05.2012 15:24
    can people stop spamming this its supposed to be for feedback not advertisement...... and as for the js-hellman is better,I dont take sides and i just take the jokes as they come and no matter who the author is,i generally enjoy them and im only 14 i love these jokes and they make me lol so hard i almost piss myself....... to the author- great joke, i enjoyed it :D xxxx

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.05.2012 10:19
    Fovero arthro !Tromerh syndseh me 1 asyndeto yfos kai thn enallagh skepsewn kai eikonwn na diamorfwnoun 1 mwsaiko pou synepairnei !Pragmatika FANTASTIKO!!!!Bravo Persa, synexise etsi!!!!!

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