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Panties and Gloves

Author: Wimmers

Date: 19 May 2010

Sex Joke

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A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note:



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my Love,
Hollingsworth

P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.


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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.05.2010 00:30
    omg lol thats hilarios

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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.05.2010 00:50
    Not this specific joke (hilarious to the max), but didn't Red Skelton do sketches like this?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.05.2010 12:42
    3 reactions... first was "oh man... he is so getting dumped..."
    the second was... "oh man... he is so getting fired"
    and the last was quite simple... LOL!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.05.2010 21:15
    ha wat did the gf do

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  • Wimmers
    26.05.2010 10:49
    Reader did not really know Red Skelton as I am in U/K, though looked him up on You Tube and realise how popular he is judged by all the material he has on there.

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  • Ali
    Ali
    31.05.2010 18:00
    girlfriend did jihad against panties.:D

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  • holysh%2At
    03.06.2010 22:34
    that was really stupid, and that man is an idiot

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  • Wimmers
    12.06.2010 19:01
    holyshit, This is a brilliant joke.

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  • Wimmers
    19.06.2010 07:05
    Silly number person, your nurse is here with your tablets. We are going to play the shapes in their holes game after, you like that, lol.

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  • The+Man
    19.07.2010 04:53
    Funny joke had something like happen to me once i had gotten my girlfriend a vibrator for xmas cuz i wasn't there with her and accdently gave it to my brother.

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  • Wimmers
    19.07.2010 17:41
    lol did your brother keep it?

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.09.2010 06:29
    What the fuck you asshole wimmers stop trolling on my jokes you are dumbass who think no one can guess you are posting comments on other ppl's jokes and beging all people to read your good for nothing jokes.

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  • JS-Hellman
    25.09.2010 06:08
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.12.2010 00:49
    Fuck you, Hellman.

    ~TheJoker

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  • Wimmers
    02.01.2011 14:19
    Below if you are The Joker how come no cunts laughing. You are not a joker you are a naughty piece of shit. Now go and wash your neck and behind your ears.

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.03.2011 02:56
    Wimmers, though this is funny, remember to logout before pretending to be someone loving your joke. That is like JS-Helman forgetting to log out before trolling your jokes for his.

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  • Wimmers
    10.04.2011 12:59
    Below, I never forget to log out. I think all the jokes I post are excellent; I would not post them otherwise. J.S. Hellman did not forget to log out either; he left the site after he after his spamming madness.

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.05.2011 23:30
    AKAIK you've got the aswner in one!

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.08.2011 15:50
    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    JACK042000 steals jokes!

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 16:00
    864-751-1033 please call me! My name is JD Michaels and I want to suck your dick so bad Wimmers! Please!

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:22
    I called below and it is just some radio station in Alabama and they won't suck your dick for nothing. I asked for a song though and they said they would play it.

    JS Hellman is a bitch!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:13
    Wimmer is gay and is a gay ass bitch who likes to be gay!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:56
    I really wish the site would ban trolls like Wimmers. Are really having this much fun posting these fake comments all over your jokes and everyone else's?

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:24
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:25
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.05.2012 19:08
    هيا وهبي

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.07.2012 04:10
    fucking hialrious. i lmfao

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.08.2012 05:09
    hey no need to get all pussy–like now is there?

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.01.2013 09:14
    This is getting a bit more subtcejive, but I much prefer the Zune Marketplace. The interface is colorful, has more flair, and some cool features like Mixview' that let you quickly see related albums, songs, or other users related to what you're listening to. Clicking on one of those will center on that item, and another set of neighbors will come into view, allowing you to navigate around exploring by similar artists, songs, or users. Speaking of users, the Zune Social is also great fun, letting you find others with shared tastes and becoming friends with them. You then can listen to a playlist created based on an amalgamation of what all your friends are listening to, which is also enjoyable. Those concerned with privacy will be relieved to know you can prevent the public from seeing your personal listening habits if you so choose.

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