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Sex games

Prostitute Sex.

Author: Wimmers

Date: 24 May 2010

Sex Joke

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A very drunk Irishman met a prostitute up a very dark alley.
He asks "How much for full sex"?
She says £20
"Okay feels like you have a lovely ass done deal"
They get down to business and are moving along nicely.
Suddenly a policeman appears shining his torch at them.
"Whats going on here"? he asked.
"Oh nothing I am just having sex with my wife officer"
"I did not know she was your wife paddy" said the officer.
Paddy shouted back

"Neither did I till you shone the fuckin torch in her face"!


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  • Anonymous+reader
    31.05.2010 01:32
    woooooooow no funny sry

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  • Wimmers
    31.05.2010 06:21
    no funny Reader? lol It wasn't your wife was it?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    04.06.2010 05:24
    men will say anything to get out of going to jail

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  • TD
    TD
    14.06.2010 00:11
    Lol i like it its funny and a way to not get busted.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.06.2010 22:35
    what a way to find out your wife's secret

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  • Anonymous+reader
    23.06.2010 03:52
    hahah maybe it was his wife

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  • Munyovhi+Makone
    24.06.2010 15:12
    ahaa, maybe is theirs, all of them

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2010 20:47
    For those who dont get it
    it really is his wife so he notices at the end

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2010 05:36
    Well wimmers, thought your jokes were so much better. Pretty crap you are though

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  • JS-Hellman
    25.09.2010 06:07
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.09.2010 14:44
    thats very funny, still poor guy lol

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  • Wimmers
    02.01.2011 14:21
    This is a fucking great joke, who posted it?
    Oh I did, might have guessed.

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.02.2011 23:25
    Wimmers, just shut the hell up

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.04.2011 16:02
    THIS IS FUCKING HILLARIOUS

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.04.2011 18:16
    Its ookkaaaayyyish...
    I suppose...

    nah, it was crap.

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.06.2011 09:30
    I think some of wimmer's jokes are pretty good. Certainly not the best I have ever read but definitely not total crap, either.

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  • Wimmers
    15.06.2011 15:03
    I just hope some of my genius rubs off on my imitators, it's lonely sometimes being so far ahead of the rest.

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.06.2011 00:23
    You have good jokes but u should stop bragging and deflate ur ego a bit thx

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.07.2011 21:08
    If your Uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off a horse? LOL

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.07.2011 00:49
    Wimmers u need to stop bragging about the funniness that u dont have. Trying to be cool and post dumb ass jokes isnt really working for u so i would just stop right now before it gets even more terrible.... O wait it already did

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 15:57
    864-751-1033 - ask for JD Michaels!

    He will suck your dick hard.

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:21
    JD Michaels is some asshole DJ on a shitty country station in Alabama. I asked them to play me a song and they said they would but no blowjob! That sucks!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:01
    Wimmers is a bitch!

    I FUCKING HOPE YOU DIE!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:55
    This is stupid and pointless. Why does the site allow this shit to stay up?

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:12
    WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING WIMMERS? EAT SHIT AND DIE!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.04.2012 22:40
    what happened to everyone worshiping this faggot ass bitch?

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