Comments Chat TOP rating Top 300

стрелкаNew stories 69283

стрелкаAnal 12654 +5

стрелкаAsian 1566 +1

стрелкаAss to mouth 3455 +1

стрелкаAuthoritarian 2669

стрелкаBDSM 6062 +2

стрелкаBestiality 2950

стрелкаBi-sexual 5378 +2

стрелкаBlack 1791

стрелкаBlackmail 1865 +1

стрелкаBlowjob 17775 +9

стрелкаBody modification 1172

стрелкаBoy 1705

стрелкаCheating 4057 +8

стрелкаCoercion 2242 +1

стрелкаConsensual Sex 14725 +9

стрелкаCuckold 1118 +4

стрелкаCum Swallowing 7675 +1

стрелкаDark Fantasy 5317

стрелкаDeath 802

стрелкаDiary 2872 +2

стрелкаDiscipline 855

стрелкаDomination/submission 3458 +2

стрелкаDrug 939

стрелкаErotica 3545 +4

стрелкаExhibitionism 2838

стрелкаExtreme 912

стрелкаFantastic 2206

стрелкаFantasy 11861

стрелкаFemale Domination 1079

стрелкаFemale solo 2013

стрелкаFiction 31441 +15

стрелкаFirst Time 4765

стрелкаFisting 295

стрелкаFoot or shoe fetish 241

стрелкаGay 2828

стрелкаGothic 167

стрелкаGroup Sex 2486 +2

стрелкаHardcore 1892 +6

стрелкаHumiliation 1464

стрелкаIncest 9158 +4

стрелкаInterracial 1135

стрелкаJob/Place-of-work 1124

стрелкаLactation 211

стрелкаLatina 181

стрелкаLesbian 3153

стрелкаMale / Female 6361 +2

стрелкаMale Domination 465

стрелкаmassage 192

стрелкаMasturbation 2158 +3

стрелкаMature 969

стрелкаMind Control 614

стрелкаMonster 276

стрелкаMurder 193

стрелкаNon-consensual sex 931 +1

стрелкаNon-Erotic 651

стрелкаOral Sex 3150 +3

стрелкаPoem 453

стрелкаPregnant 438

стрелкаProstitution 326 +1

стрелкаRape 1032 +1

стрелкаReluctance 655 +1

стрелкаRomance 2147 +1

стрелкаSchool 791 +1

стрелкаSex Joke 689

стрелкаSlavery 243

стрелкаSpanking 295 +1

стрелкаTeen 4537 +1

стрелкаThreesome 704

стрелкаTorture 154

стрелкаToys 236

стрелкаTranssexual 245

стрелкаTrue Story 11393 +4

стрелкаViolence 405

стрелкаVirginity 700

стрелкаVoyeurism 593

стрелкаWater Sports/Pissing 215

стрелкаWife 649 +1

стрелкаWritten by women 816


Sex games

Prostitute Sex.

Author: Wimmers

Date: 24 May 2010

Sex Joke

  • Font:

Картинка к рассказу

..
A very drunk Irishman met a prostitute up a very dark alley.
He asks "How much for full sex"?
She says £20
"Okay feels like you have a lovely ass done deal"
They get down to business and are moving along nicely.
Suddenly a policeman appears shining his torch at them.
"Whats going on here"? he asked.
"Oh nothing I am just having sex with my wife officer"
"I did not know she was your wife paddy" said the officer.
Paddy shouted back

"Neither did I till you shone the fuckin torch in her face"!


35276   1 493   Rating +6.26 [441]

Add to favorites
  • Complain about a story

    * Mandatory field
Comments 26
  • Anonymous+reader
    31.05.2010 01:32
    woooooooow no funny sry

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    31.05.2010 06:21
    no funny Reader? lol It wasn't your wife was it?

    Answer 0

  • Anonymous+reader
    04.06.2010 05:24
    men will say anything to get out of going to jail

    Answer 0

  • TD
    TD
    14.06.2010 00:11
    Lol i like it its funny and a way to not get busted.

    Answer 0

  • Anonymous+reader
    21.06.2010 22:35
    what a way to find out your wife's secret

    Answer 0

  • Anonymous+reader
    23.06.2010 03:52
    hahah maybe it was his wife

    Answer 0

  • Munyovhi+Makone
    24.06.2010 15:12
    ahaa, maybe is theirs, all of them

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2010 20:47
    For those who dont get it
    it really is his wife so he notices at the end

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2010 05:36
    Well wimmers, thought your jokes were so much better. Pretty crap you are though

    Answer 0

  • JS-Hellman
    25.09.2010 06:07
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    27.09.2010 14:44
    thats very funny, still poor guy lol

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    02.01.2011 14:21
    This is a fucking great joke, who posted it?
    Oh I did, might have guessed.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    27.02.2011 23:25
    Wimmers, just shut the hell up

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    10.04.2011 16:02
    THIS IS FUCKING HILLARIOUS

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    19.04.2011 18:16
    Its ookkaaaayyyish...
    I suppose...

    nah, it was crap.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    09.06.2011 09:30
    I think some of wimmer's jokes are pretty good. Certainly not the best I have ever read but definitely not total crap, either.

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    15.06.2011 15:03
    I just hope some of my genius rubs off on my imitators, it's lonely sometimes being so far ahead of the rest.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    22.06.2011 00:23
    You have good jokes but u should stop bragging and deflate ur ego a bit thx

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    26.07.2011 21:08
    If your Uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off a horse? LOL

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    31.07.2011 00:49
    Wimmers u need to stop bragging about the funniness that u dont have. Trying to be cool and post dumb ass jokes isnt really working for u so i would just stop right now before it gets even more terrible.... O wait it already did

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 15:57
    864-751-1033 - ask for JD Michaels!

    He will suck your dick hard.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:21
    JD Michaels is some asshole DJ on a shitty country station in Alabama. I asked them to play me a song and they said they would but no blowjob! That sucks!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:01
    Wimmers is a bitch!

    I FUCKING HOPE YOU DIE!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:55
    This is stupid and pointless. Why does the site allow this shit to stay up?

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:12
    WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING WIMMERS? EAT SHIT AND DIE!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    17.04.2012 22:40
    what happened to everyone worshiping this faggot ass bitch?

    Answer 0

Sign Up and leave comment

Last stories by Wimmers