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Naughty Nuns and Father David.

Author: Wimmers

Date: 4 June 2010

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Three nuns are killed in an accident and all arrive at the gates of heaven together.

St. Peter says to the first, have you ever had contact with a mans penis?

She says I did touch Father Davids a few times.

St. Peter said ok Mary go and rinse them in the bowl of holy water over there then you may enter heaven.

St. Peter then said Sister Teresa can you please come forward.

At this point Sister Margaret jumped up and shouted No, No No I want to go next.

St. Peter said does it really matter who is next?

Sister Margaret replied It certainly does, I am not washing my lips and mouth in that water after Sister Teresa has had her ass hole in it.


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  • Anonymous+reader
    19.06.2010 17:18
    Lmao Dats funny, i shud tell it in church:-)

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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.06.2010 21:05
    Lol. Hahaha.... cnt stop haha.... Very brilliant.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.06.2010 11:11
    lund panae kai jokes jisnae yeh joke likha hai uski maa rundi uska baap maadurchod

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  • Anonymous+reader
    04.07.2010 01:50
    my priest told me that one. Then he touched me...

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  • onefinger
    06.07.2010 22:17
    That was funny stuff right there

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.09.2010 13:11
    really this was a good one. send in some more.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2010 05:33
    Well wimmers, thought your jokes were so much better. Pretty crap you are though

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  • Wimmers
    16.09.2010 17:08
    Below, post in your own name and I will listen to you. Until then you are just a half witted maggot.

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  • JS-Hellman
    25.09.2010 06:06
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • Wimmers
    25.09.2010 06:51
    .S. Hellman-----You believe anything, people make fortunes selling famous landmarks to idiots like you. Trolls have fooled you what a mug you are.

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.09.2010 03:43
    What a load of shite

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  • Wimmers
    02.11.2010 20:06
    Below, have you always been this witty? lol never mind you might be normal one day.

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.03.2011 22:58
    ........ I think the joke is that Wimmers is still trying to surpass other peoples comedy genius............. He does not seem to realize he is a FAILURE!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.05.2011 06:36
    IJWTS wow! Why can't I think of thgins like that?

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  • Wimmers
    15.06.2011 14:56
    Below you have put Wimmers and genius in the same sentence, it's great to know you are finally starting to understand things. You will do well following my teachings.

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  • anonymous+reader
    03.07.2011 15:09
    come up with ur own jokes this is prob most funny u have posted but its not ur joke get originality

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 15:55
    semen taste like Wimmers...

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:25
    Wimmers tastes like semen!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:02
    Tastes like Wimmers semen

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.08.2011 15:13
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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 19:06
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 19:06
    I do not understand why the site will not ban this spamming asshole

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:15
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:16
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:16
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.07.2012 18:59
    These comments are worse than youtube.

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.10.2012 08:02
    Umm, are you really just ginvig this info out for nothing?

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.01.2013 19:31
    js Hellman has all rights to do this, wimmer does it on everyone's jokes, and then denies it, even though the post come from the same up a dress as his jokes. just saying

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  • Anonymous+reader
    31.08.2014 13:14
    I've worked with a few parotgrhpheos but Rita is the best! What she didn't write was that this was my second photoshoot for the same picture. For the first ones were with a different photographer, the lighting was a bit off and none of the pictures were particularly flattering. Rita flew in from Austin and bless her heart, all of her pictures were phenomenal. And they are exactly what I wanted. She told me what to do in order for a good picture, and she slightly altered a couple of things that I didn't want in the picture (blurring a wrinkle never hurt anybody!). And she tried a few different color schemes which was very cool. Thanks Rita for the fantastic job. Highly recommended!

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