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Sex games

You won't cheat on me again.

Author: Wimmers

Date: 5 June 2010

Sex Joke

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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked him straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my licence! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband on a bed with the pharmacist's wife, he had his cock deep down her throat.

The pharmacist looked at the picture nodded and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."


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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.06.2010 21:14
    bull shit lol jk awesome

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  • Wimmers
    11.06.2010 17:43
    This is my favourite joke.

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  • TD
    TD
    13.06.2010 02:32
    Lol! Lmao this is hilarious :D

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.06.2010 23:17
    bahahahahaha hilarious

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  • Anonymous+reader
    18.06.2010 23:03
    could be viewed as jokes to present your mind frame, mine...... thoughts could appreciate, but your thoughts that even ask is more perverse!1

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  • Wimmers
    19.06.2010 06:59
    could be viewed as jokes to present your mind frame, mine...... thoughts could appreciate, but your thoughts that even ask is more perverse!1
    ======================================================
    Do you work for the "Department of Baffle"? you are certainly an expert at it, lol.

    Though appreciate your comments.

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  • Mekhyl
    22.06.2010 22:58
    Awesome shot. Hahahaha...

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  • Anonymous+reader
    23.06.2010 03:47
    hahaha both a fail and a funny joke

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  • Anonymous+reader
    30.06.2010 04:17
    this is a very funny joke, i love it. everyone i know will be laughing to it in no time.

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  • DAVES300
    30.06.2010 14:17
    HEY THATS NOT FUNNY. THAT WAS MY WIFE !!

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  • katie_040124
    01.07.2010 14:27
    haha thats what the bastard gets.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.07.2010 14:34
    Good enough to smile

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  • Anonymous+reader
    07.07.2010 03:19
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!! luved this ;D

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.07.2010 07:40
    ha...ha...ha...ha...

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  • ps3+gamer
    29.07.2010 01:05
    GOOD1 props to creator

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  • Anonymous+reader
    02.08.2010 14:47
    liked it it was funny

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.09.2010 23:11
    has any one read the terms and agreements for signing on to this site it says By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2010 05:34
    Well wimmers, thought your jokes were so much better. Pretty crap you are though

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.09.2010 06:29
    What the fuck you asshole wimmers stop trolling on my jokes you are dumbass who think no one can guess you are posting comments on other ppl's jokes and beging all people to read your good for nothing jokes.

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.09.2010 01:54
    You ruined the joke.

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  • Wimmers
    24.09.2010 13:43
    Hello silly spammers.

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  • JS-Hellman
    25.09.2010 06:05
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • Wimmers
    25.09.2010 06:48
    J.S. Hellman-----You believe anything, people make fortunes selling famous landmarks to idiots like you.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.11.2010 18:59
    JS hellman you posted the same the same comment on evry wimmers joke. you hav 2much fucking time on ur hands.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.11.2010 19:00
    JS hellman you posted the same the same comment on evry wimmers joke. you hav 2much fucking time on ur hands.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.11.2010 19:00
    JS hellman you posted the same the same comment on evry wimmers joke. you hav 2much fucking time on ur hands.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.11.2010 19:00
    JS hellman you posted the same the same comment on evry wimmers joke. you hav 2much fucking time on ur hands.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.11.2010 19:00
    JS hellman you posted the same the same comment on evry wimmers joke. you hav 2much fucking time on ur hands.

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.11.2010 19:16
    two men were talking . one said my wife hasthis strange sexual desire.
    she wants me to fuck her in her ear. the other man says what makes you think that.we ll when i try to put it in her mouth she turnsw her head.

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  • Wimmers
    23.03.2011 20:00
    What a strange spammer you are lol; you keep repeating yourself like this; lol,lol, lol, lol.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.05.2011 08:27
    Ppl like you get all the brains. I just get to say thanks for he aenswr.

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  • Wimmers
    20.05.2011 17:33
    Below I would love to know what you mean. It's not often you see the word thanks here, thanks.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 15:56
    Hey Shit for Brains - YOU SUCK!

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  • Wimmers
    12.08.2011 18:41
    Hi fans, only have time to wave today, but it is enough if you can hang on to every word I say. It's the trouble with being amazing; I never have time to tell you about my greatness, maybe another time.

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:17
    JS hellman you posted the same the same comment on evry wimmers joke. you hav 2much fucking time on ur hands.

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:02
    Hi fans, only have time to wave today, but it is enough if you can hang on to every word I say. It's the trouble with being amazing; I never have time to tell you about my greatness, maybe another time.

    Oh darn I forgot to login! This is Wimmers by the Way!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:03
    Wimmers you are such a bitch! You said you always log in before posting comment! Now we have proof that it was you who posted all those spam comments on everyone's jokes!

    YOU ARE A BITCH! EAT SHIT AND DIE!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:05
    No you're a bitch! You don't log in! You could be anyone! I bet you're JS-Hellman just come back to spout off more dribble but is too afraid to log in because you know everyone hates you!

    Darn it forgot to log in again. This is Wimmers by the Way!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:06
    EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU BITCH!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:06
    ....................................................................................................................
    BITCH!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:07
    ....................................................................................................................
    BITCH!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 16:07
    ....................................................................................................................
    BITCH!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:53
    Hi fans, only have time to wave today, but it is enough if you can hang on to every word I say. It's the trouble with being amazing; I never have time to tell you about my greatness, maybe another time.

    Oh darn I forgot to login! This is Wimmers by the Way!

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.08.2011 07:01
    I never would have guessed, you narcisstic child fucker you.

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  • Wimmers
    20.08.2011 06:47
    Please, I know I am wonderful that is why you are pretending to be me. But Wimmers never forgets to log in, I am too perfect for that. No one can ever imitate me, you can only fool the fools and complete idiots like the one post below me. So what pleasure can you gain by tricking the poor mentally challenged. You can acquire all the happiness you need by reading my stories and jokes over and over again. These are free words of wisdom, brought to you by the one and only me.

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 15:36
    Yeah right Wimmers...I suppose all those comments saying that Wimmers is god or that everyone but you steals jokes are just some random fan as well, right?

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.04.2012 23:36
    fuck you wimmers you crossdresser who fucks his grandma. get cancer, deep throat some african children with aids, eat shit, and die a horribly painful death you autistic retarted pencil dick mamas boy motherfucking dickhead.

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.04.2012 23:31
    God thIs joke was ok but wimmers is a narcissistic shithead who probably has to pay upwards of a thousand bucks for the ugliest hookers

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.08.2012 06:50
    Probably the best joke on the entire site, unless someone knows bettter?

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.10.2013 06:44
    BwKluA Thanks for the article.Really looking forward to read more. Great.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    31.01.2014 22:09
    M8X9kE Thanks so much for the blog article.Thanks Again.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    18.07.2016 10:50
    Why on gods name is everyone. Hating on wimmer? Or have i missed something

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