One rainy spring night in the city, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving
from the shadows of an alley.
Even before he rolled to a stop at the kerb, a figure leaped into the cab
and slammed the door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a
dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
"Where to?" he stammered. “Smith Road "answered the woman."
"OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you
looking at?”
"Well honey, replied the driver, I noticed that you're completely naked, and
I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at
the driver and said, "Does THIS answer your question?"
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Haven`t you got anything smaller?"
