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Sweet, Sweet Love.

Author: Wimmers

Date: 27 June 2010

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Mr Cadbury met Ms Nestle in a room on Quality Street. it was after eight.

He noticed her Double Deckers and opened her Chocolate Buttons.

Then he squeezed her Easter Eggs as he gave her a bit of Black Magic, before slipping his Chocolate Fingers into her Snickers.

He touched her Fudge and showed her his Curly Wurly & Whole Nuts.

Not to keen to have any Jelly Babies, she let him take her up the Bournville boulevard.

She screamed with Turkish Delight as he took out his Mars Bar.

She wrapped her lips around his Toblerone, it felt a bit Crunchie and she wanted some Time Out.

Screaming for a bit of Aero. she watched as he did a Twirl and came in a very MilkyWay.

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Anonymous reader

29.06.2010 20:34

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajhaha

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katie_040124

01.07.2010 15:25

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nice lol and now i want a snickers.

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Wimmers

01.07.2010 19:19

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Help yourself katie, they taste lovely.

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Anonymous reader

02.07.2010 23:37

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Chutiyapa bhenchod. Loda joke tha.

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Anonymous reader

10.07.2010 19:04

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lololololol thats awesome... i like big cream eggs

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alpha.n.omega.xyz

10.07.2010 23:01

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that was so legit. i wish i could remember all that to tell someone.

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Anonymous reader

18.07.2010 00:46

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This joke is pretty much lost on anyone outside the U.K.

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Anonymous reader

20.07.2010 05:58

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2010-07-18 - non Brits know Snikers, they probably catch on to the rest of the joke...

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Anonymous reader

24.07.2010 10:48

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i live in south africa and i know almost all of them

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Anonymous reader

25.07.2010 00:54

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Help yourself katie, they taste lovely.

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anonymous reader

30.08.2010 15:52

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????? ????? ??? ??? ??????

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anonymous reader

17.09.2010 06:29

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What the fuck you asshole wimmers stop trolling on my jokes you are dumbass who think no one can guess you are posting comments on other ppl's jokes and beging all people to read your good for nothing jokes.

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JS-Hellman

25.09.2010 06:02

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A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

...douchebag

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deprived

10.12.2010 09:25

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lol @ JS-Hellman way to self promote

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deprived

10.12.2010 09:25

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lol @ JS-Hellman way to self promote

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anonymous reader

13.12.2010 23:30

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??????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Wimmers

02.01.2011 14:26

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Below spamming is not fighting. No one can match my great wit. Hellman was fooled by a slow witted troll. EVERYTHING I post has my name on, like this piece.
The trolls can never reduce my master work.

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anonymous reader

23.01.2011 22:05

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Wimmers you are one big fucktard who can't tell anywhere near a semi good joke. You put comments on other peoples good jokes saying they suck and to read your sacks of donkey shit jokes so I did and you fucking blow huge horse dick at making jokes. They need to make a section for your jokes called " waste of fucking time". Fuck you cock lick

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Wimmers

31.01.2011 15:17

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Hey dickhead below, I don't knock other peoples jokes; how many times do I have to say you thick cunt everrything has my name on. Not like you; you piece of chicken shitbag hiding behind anonymous. Grow some balls and put your name on. You can always hide under the bed in your room if it gets too tough for you.

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anonymous reader

06.02.2011 05:02

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Wimmers u asshole u suck big time... All u know is to comment others jokes saying that ur joke is a piece of shit... Lets rate his joke negative guys

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Wimmers

07.02.2011 06:50

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Below, trolls like you are ruining this site. Do you think people are going to listen to someone who does not even put their name up? I never leave bad comments on others jokes. I have said many times; everything I post has my name on. The bad comments are left by idiots like you trying to blame me. People will not be fooled by halfwits ; I really do feel sorry for you.

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anonymous reader

20.07.2011 00:39

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Wimmers, no One cares about ur shit and crappy jokes n stories. If a comment on like every story or joke about says that ur shit is accually good then they r full of bullshit and dont have a damn life. Ur a terrible writer and more than half of ur stuff doesnt even make sense

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anonymous reader

12.08.2011 15:48

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you can eat the shit out of my ass Wimmers! you are a needle dick little bitch!

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Wimmers

12.08.2011 18:34

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Fans, thank you once again for worshiping the ground I walk on. The only reason I am a GREAT, is because of wonderful people like you; coupled with my brilliance. What a fantastic team we make; I bet you are so happy having me as your role model.

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anonymous reader

14.08.2011 16:18

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you can eat shit you stupid ass bitch!

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anonymous reader

15.08.2011 15:56

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I pray every single night for your painful and torturous death!

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anonymous reader

16.08.2011 15:05

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9090909090909090909090909090

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anonymous reader

17.08.2011 18:52

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i really hope you fucking die soon!

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anonymous reader

19.08.2011 10:56

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Great talent to come up with this.

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anonymous reader

27.08.2011 16:10

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i really hope you fucking di really hope you fucking die soon!ie soon!i really hope yoi really hope you fucking die soon!u fucking die soon!i really hope you fucking die soon!

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anonymous reader

30.01.2012 01:54

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i agree with the below comment

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anonymous reader

14.03.2012 17:13

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Role model? Ahh please Wimmers who you think you are? Cant you just write some jokes and thank yor fans and stop predending you are God? Thats kinda annoying and not cool dude...

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anonymous reader

24.04.2012 23:20

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Is anyOne else craving candy :p

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anonymous reader

17.07.2012 12:20

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Wimmers was an okay guy and wrote some awesome stuff before, but now he's just an attention-craving fag. It's sad, but I suppose it happens to only the best of us.

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anonymous reader

09.08.2012 10:15

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I'm only really going to give you this wnirnag once Katie.You are in NYC. You can think you are badass as McLovin all you want in your head, but you will get surprised one day.See the issue is you assume you're dealing with same folks who want to go about their day and be happy.Wrong. you will cross someone who couldn't give a fugg about spending the night in lockup over anything.I saw the bloodiest fight to this day on a train because someone looked at another person and then said, Well fuck you . That person was promptly punched in the nose by a smaller person and then had no other choice but to bleed all over the subway car as we all looked with that Oh shyt you just got your ass beat look . Yeah a few of us were smirking.It's hard to keep from laughing when you see a beat down.NYC folks want a fight Katie, please don't get comfortable and provoke them, even if you're in the right. Don't get all Michael Bloomberg this is the elite Manhattan stigma. Don't be a push over, stand up f

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