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Sex games

Explanation of Cuckold.

Author: Wimmers

Date: 18 August 2010

Sex Joke

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People often ask what is a Cuckold husband, so I decided to explain it by way of a question, which gives the answer. Please read on.


Does a cuckold watch his wife get fucked through a gap in sliding wardrobe doors. Then on the hour open and close the doors as quickly as he can, while sticking his head in and out shouting,-----CUCKOLD---CUCKOLD----CUCKOLD---CUCKOLD.


So there you have it, while you Cuckold you can Cockhold..................Cuckold-Cockhold-Cuckold-Cockhold.-----=====================


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  • Wimmers
    21.08.2010 04:29
    Hope you all enjoyed your negative votes I allowed you back stabbing bastards. lol.

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  • Wimmers
    21.08.2010 04:32
    I know this will be way above the heads of most of you, though lots will understand and enjoy this.

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.08.2010 05:14
    aw i dont get it oh well i like all ur other jokes keep being funny! c :

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  • CarlH
    21.08.2010 07:55
    Although it's not my kind of humor, I gave you 4 plus votes to raise the score.

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  • Wimmers
    21.08.2010 15:37
    Thanks Carl your vote will counteract some of the trolls who follow me.

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.08.2010 13:29
    Z DZ A JOKE? Sick! it doesn't evn hv d least bit of humor!

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  • Wimmers
    22.08.2010 17:55
    Z DZ A JOKE? Sick! it doesn't evn hv d least bit of humor!
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    What sort of feeble language is that, Z DZA ? I can't help it if you are too thick to understand it lol. You can get tablets for stupidity, extra strong ones for you I think. lol.

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  • %7CCrazed%7CDesire%7C
    23.08.2010 01:15
    Rated Positive cuz that what i call humour :P Also I agree where 'DOES' "Z DZ A" come from...

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.08.2010 12:14
    lol that was great, never heard that before.

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.08.2010 14:27
    sick fuck stupid jokes like stupid writer.

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.08.2010 15:34
    Below, your bus is coming, keep tight hold of the nurses hand. lol,lol lol.

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  • Wimmers
    29.08.2010 19:32
    A positive vote for this is a vote against the trolls who are trying to close down the site.

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.09.2010 06:29
    What the fuck you asshole wimmers stop trolling on my jokes you are dumbass who think no one can guess you are posting comments on other ppl's jokes and beging all people to read your good for nothing jokes.

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  • Wimmers
    17.09.2010 14:04
    Dumbwit below, you may fool the not so bright on here, but a thicko like you is not in my mental league you maggot.

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  • JS-Hellman
    25.09.2010 06:00
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.09.2010 18:03
    Hellmun the greenhorn ha ha.

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.01.2011 04:16
    why is it that no one can get along?

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.01.2011 04:16
    why is it that no one can get along?

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.01.2011 04:18
    why is it that no one can ever get along???

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.01.2011 04:19
    why is it that no one can ever get along???

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.01.2011 04:19
    why is it that no one can ever get along???

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.01.2011 04:19
    why is it that no one can ever get along???

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.01.2011 04:19
    why is it that no one can ever get along???

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.02.2011 04:16
    Hey yo 'Wimmer', I have read numerous so-called 'jokes' that you've posted...and they've ALL been moronic, thoughtless, poorly written, and pretty much suck big-time. All this means is that they're really NOT funny, nor comical.

    Are you even aware of this? Good effort, but double-check yourself PLEASE before you post more crap. Have a good night.

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  • Wimmers
    24.02.2011 14:21
    I am aware that you below must read a lot more. Become familiar with the world; try not to be a sheep. You don't have to thank me for this help; I feel it is my duty to assist such as yourself. Don't be afraid to tell your therapist about the problems you are having.

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.04.2011 20:55
    A Negative vote for your bullshit ..... almost everyone else on this site has posted much more enjoyable content. Readers please view anything asides Wimmers shitty stories/jokes and you may find enjoyable content on here.

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.05.2011 21:59
    Wimmers, you aren't exactly ahead but quit anyway, before your jokes get any fucking stupider. Douche licker

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  • Wimmers
    28.05.2011 19:29
    Below your depression is still affecting you I see. Don't listen to them when they say you are stupid.

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.06.2011 23:34
    Funny shit man keep it up

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.07.2011 18:45
    wimmers u have ur head so far up ur ass dat u dnt realize dat nobdy likes ur shitty posts.
    But still, my fellow haters cut him sum slack you see dis guys a depressd loner and a possible closet fag who sits all day on net in the basemnt of his grandmas place .... the poor guy has nothing worth living for . Lets us all pray for wimmer the retarded virgin

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.07.2011 00:34
    I love everything else (almost everything) but this shit. Its terrible and not worth anytime i wish i could go back in time and make sure i never read this. And P.S wimmers stop tellin ppl that they need to stop hating ur shit cause no one likes it and they never will and the ppl that do like wimmers and his shit need to get a life and grow up

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.08.2011 02:15
    when im tired and drunk i laugh at almost everything, everything except fire extiungishers and your jokes.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 15:35
    i kill you - i kill you with my knife - you die sorry bastard

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  • Wimmers
    12.08.2011 18:27
    My dear fans your loyalty knows no bounds; I know you idolise me; and I don't blame you. You have seen your chance to speak to a great like me; and taken that chance with both hands. Keep up your adventerous spirit; who knows; one day you may be lucky enough to have my autograph. I do hope none of you are starving; if you were I would send you some cream cake coupons.

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:10
    WIMMERS - i love you!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 15:54
    Ten bucks say that is Wimmers below

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:49
    comments are much funnier than joke that makes no sense at all!

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.08.2011 06:32
    Bad. Your work is unbelievably bad. You praise yourself under the guise of anon, but you're just a pathetic attention whore.

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.08.2011 18:17
    Superb stuff, pity it has to be shared by the empty heads of our society.

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  • Wimmers
    21.08.2011 06:00
    Hello all my fans, just to remind you, I put my name to ALL my words, I do not want anyone else claiming them. You must realise that lots of people love my works, they are not all trolls like you. But I am not here to chastise you, I want to encourage you, in the hope that one day you may recover, and go on to better things. I mean, the post below where you have left a wide gap, unless it is your way of showing everyone how empty your head is, don't you feel silly now? Hug your pillow and cry next time you think of doing that again. Now enjoy the rest of your day, and if you are feeling down, read one of my stories to cheer yourself up.

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 15:53
    Bad. Your work is unbelievably bad. You praise yourself under the guise of anon, but you're just a pathetic attention whore.

    I agree with this comment 100%

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.09.2011 22:44
    Dude u suck and u need to stop spammin peoples stories damn.......












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    who agrees?!?!?!

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.09.2011 08:11
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    are funnier than this joke

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.10.2011 02:16
    w i mm e r s i z g a y

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.12.2011 16:35
    I will have to tell my cuckold friends this one, love it.

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.03.2012 18:25
    wow! This is the worst fucking joke i have ever heard in my life

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.04.2012 14:34
    Yes sir, a something new at last, fannytastic.

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.07.2012 23:23
    This guy iss really gay.y on earth any wouldn't have sex with their wife & rather peek around her having sex and him handling his own cock or someone else's

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