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Sex games

Beths Incestation

Author: Wimmers

Date: 14 September 2010

Sex Joke

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The telephone rings and Mr’s Blake answers knowing it will be Donna wanting to talk to Princess about the wonderful fucking she had during Beths incestation celebrations. “Donna honey Princess is up in her bedroom placing cameras. She has decided to record every fuck be it anal or cunt; plus all oral and finger orgasms. Her Dad and Uncle are giving her a double penetration fucking to test the equipment”. ------------------“ Mr’s Blake what a wonderful fucking we all had after Beths first orgasm ceremony”.-----------------------“That’s so nice Donna can’t wait to see the recording; did she cumm hard”? -------------------“Sure did, Dad fingered her clit real nice; she closed her eyes just before cumming and really yelled out. The whole room erupted in joy as Beth shot her lovely sweet lady juice all over Dads hand”.-----------------------

“Wow Donna her first; but bet it was not the only one she had”. --------------“No Mr’s Blake; Dad said brother Randy should take her cunt cherry; and Dad himself took her ass cherry in a double penetration. It was wonderful to watch my little sis being filled with hot cumm for the very first time”.------------------------------“Tell me Donna you must have been well fucked”.---------------------“Well and Truly Mr’s Blake; soon as Beth’s cherry’s were popped my panties were down and my dress was off. Cousin Arnold said I was a better fuck than all his sisters and most of his aunties”.

Though something bad happened that nearly ruined the whole thing for me Mr’s Blake”.----------“Really, what was that Donna”?-------------------“Well on the last night Dad and cousin Jethro wanted to fill my holes with cumm so cousin Hickory could enjoy licking me out. I had to raise my body to accommodate their cocks; as I did so I happened to see out of the bedroom window. And to my disgust right across the road I seen the man we all suspect of fucking non relations; kissing a girl on the cheek”.-----------------------------“Fuck no Donna, the sick bastard”.-----------------“Yep Mr’s Blake they are no relation whatsoever those fucking perverts. He kissed her cheek before she left for the bus. I never said anything to Dad and Jethro incase they lost their erections at the vileness of it all”.

“So thoughtful of you Donna, hope your orgasm was not affected”.---------“I had a multiple Mr’s Blake, but a couple of them were dulled”. ------------------“Well so pleased you had a good fucking Donna; no one deserved one more than you. I better go no now though, Grandad is coming over. He is desperate for a fuck and I am the only one who can get his old cock stiff”.------------------“Bye then Mr’s Blake, I am going to watch the ceremonial video fucking while Dad masturbates me, I sure wish my cousins were still here”.-------------------“Bye then Donna; I think I will watch my daughter Princess get her holes pounded; all the incestation talk has gotten me very emotional".


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  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2010 05:52
    The joke is that you had the balls to post this crap. Try again when you reach puberty.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2010 05:54
    Got to agree , pure unadulterated crap.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2010 05:56
    Poo.Poo.Poo. shite. Faeces. Brown.smelly stuff. Doo-doo. Get the idea?

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  • Wimmers
    16.09.2010 09:51
    Trolls hiding behind anonymous, your thoughts are irrelevant and worthless. This is posted on other sites and receives lots of excellent revues. What that tells me is that you lot are thickos who laugh at people slipping on banana skins. lol, lol, lol.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2010 14:29
    Wimmers ignore the fools, this group of short stories are by far the most original on this site.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2010 15:33
    this sucks what the fuck is----------

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  • Wimmers
    16.09.2010 17:05
    Below have you ever thought of becoming a proffesional critic? They are always looking for thickos like you. lol,lol,lol.

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.09.2010 06:23
    I have no idea why the fuck you are still posting this crap when none of the recent part of same story could get more then 40% votes??? maybe coz you are dumb who think your jokes are hilarious and other jokes are not. maybe that's why you are posting rubbish on other jokes and asking people to read your jokes what a poor cheap crap you are. childish trick that is grow up man.

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.09.2010 06:27
    What the fuck you asshole wimmers stop trolling on my jokes you are dumbass who think no one can guess you are posting comments on other ppl's jokes and beging all people to read your good for nothing jokes.

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.09.2010 12:45
    I read the comments and must agree that your ' joke' is somewhat bewildering. I never laughed once .

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  • Wimmers
    17.09.2010 13:45
    You thick half wits, can you not realise it is trolls who are spamming the jokes. When I post a comment my name is there to be seen unlike you cowards. I NEVER hide behind anonymous. I am the one who is trolled non stop not you. Give me strength, such naive fools..

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.09.2010 13:56
    wow this is awful. and learn how to fuckin spell. ur english is absurdly bad

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  • Wimmers
    17.09.2010 14:17
    wow this is awful. and learn how to fuckin spell. ur english is absurdly bad
    =======================================================
    This give me a laugh lol, have you never heard of capital letters? (ur) what sort of language is that? Do yourself a favour and go back to school, do you want to be a maggot forever?

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  • Wimmers
    17.09.2010 14:19
    Seems my shaking of the shit pot has really got my magotts hopping. lol.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    18.09.2010 00:01
    Wimmers, you get the best trolls I've ever enjoyed. I laughed harder reading your story but your trolls are definitely some of the funniest, top quality commenters that I've ever read too.

    ssalo

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.09.2010 07:26
    boooooooooorrrrrrriiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggggg your jokes are so fucking long bitch

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.09.2010 13:07
    Below, pretend it's a short story then you gimp. I will puy a picture up of someone falling in some mud just for you.

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  • JACK042000
    20.09.2010 04:59
    hey i did't spammed your jokes. I sent you a privet message check it out.

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  • JACK042000
    22.09.2010 08:27
    Hey i can't see my ( Inbox ) option are you having same problem too or there is something wrong in my account.???

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  • Wimmers
    22.09.2010 11:08
    Jacko I just sent you a test mail and it says sent. Mine is working fine.

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  • JS-Hellman
    25.09.2010 05:58
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • Wimmers
    25.09.2010 07:02
    J.S. Hellman the trolls want to know if you want to buy London Bridge.

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.09.2010 09:18
    This should be top of the pile. It is excellent stuff.

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.09.2010 03:46
    What the fuck was this supposed to be?

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.09.2010 10:42
    Read the three parts before, it is excellent.

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.10.2010 08:17
    Tried reading it 3 times. That's 20 minutes of my life lost. I'll never get them back. You submitted under the 'sex jokes ' category. I know they haven't got a 'take the piss out of the readers' category, I will support your application. If anyone deserves this category, you win in spades. Keep voting for yourself, cos no-one else outside a lunatic asylum would.

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  • Wimmers
    02.10.2010 12:09
    This is the fourth part of a series, did you read the other three? I think not.-------Firstly I would not go on to a very low rated story to cry out negative votes unless it was personal which it probably is. This place is full of incest stories. So as something light hearted I created a world in which it is disgusting to fuck non relations. I think I did it very well, but probably upset a lot of people who take their love of incest very seriously. It has gone down ver well on other sites to prove it. So if it is too much for you I do not give a fuck. Go and moan somewhere else.

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.10.2010 00:18
    THIS IS REALLY FUNNY IN A WEIRD WAY B CUZ THE GUY NEX DOOR IS THE ONLY NORMAL ONE
    _______

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.11.2010 07:01
    Below you got it in one, great little story.

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.12.2010 11:30
    If your english wasn't terrible the stories might be readable.

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  • Wimmers
    21.12.2010 20:54
    Below there is not a spelling mistake on there.
    By the way it is English not english.

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.03.2011 02:20
    So thoughtful of you Donna, hope your orgasm was not affected”.---------“I had a multiple Mr’s Blake, but a couple of them were dulled”. ------------------“Well so pleased you had a good fucking Donna; no one deserved one more than you. I better go no now though, Grandad is coming over. He is desperate for a fuck and I am the only one who can get his old cock stiff”.------------------“Bye then Mr’s Blake, I am going to watch the ceremonial video fucking while Dad masturbates me, I sure wish my cousins were still here”.-------------------“Bye then Donna; I think I will watch my daughter Princess get her holes pounded; all the incestation talk has gotten me very emotional".

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.03.2011 02:20
    So thoughtful of you Donna, hope your orgasm was not affected”.---------“I had a multiple Mr’s Blake, but a couple of them were dulled”. ------------------“Well so pleased you had a good fucking Donna; no one deserved one more than you. I better go no now though, Grandad is coming over. He is desperate for a fuck and I am the only one who can get his old cock stiff”.------------------“Bye then Mr’s Blake, I am going to watch the ceremonial video fucking while Dad masturbates me, I sure wish my cousins were still here”.-------------------“Bye then Donna; I think I will watch my daughter Princess get her holes pounded; all the incestation talk has gotten me very emotional".

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.03.2011 10:45
    What a good laugh, luved it.

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.06.2011 04:33
    ur mom goes to college

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.07.2011 00:13
    your a spamming british asshole wimmers and ihope u go 2 h311-bitch

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  • Wimmers
    04.08.2011 19:25
    Below if you were a Red Indian your name would be Brain of a Crazy Buffalo. lol,lol.lol.

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 18:33
    WIMMERS! I demand you take a dump, rub it all over your tiny penis, and then take a picture! I would enjoy that so much more!

    Can I lick it off afterwards?

    YOU ARE GAY! STOP PESTERING ME! Wimmers writes better jokes! He has this one about a girl being raped by a crate of vodka! Hilarious!

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  • Wimmers
    11.08.2011 19:15
    So glad you are all enjoying my truly amazing story.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 15:29
    you so sexy wimmers - you make my panties wet - i suck you

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  • Wimmers
    12.08.2011 18:12
    Yes I do have that effect, I drive most women crazy despite trying not to. My dear public, if only I could take you all for a nice cup of tea: and a slice of cake.

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:07
    could be dude below Wimmers, but then again you're probably into that sort of thing....

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 15:49
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.08.2011 15:02
    So glad you are all enjoying my truly amazing story.

    ...douchbag

    JS-Hellman 4 life!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 15:43
    Oh my lord. I can't even begin to describe this shit.

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:54
    Oh my lord. I can't even begin to describe this shit

    agree 100%

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.08.2011 17:49
    Fantastic writing, just superb.

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 15:45
    I find this joke worthless, stupid, and not at all funny. Why even bother posting this garbage?

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.08.2011 19:58
    Why oh why can we not have more greatness like this here.

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.01.2012 16:33
    If they marry in Arkansas and divorce in Alberta, are they still first cousins?

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.07.2012 16:54
    Wimmers, you're so gay my mother looks like a black guy.

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2012 05:58
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  • anonymous+reader
    26.10.2012 03:24
    oh i`m sorry was I reading a joke?

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  • animal99
    30.11.2013 17:23
    I didn't find this funny at all... Was this supposed to be a joke?

    It wasn't the incest talk that made it NOT funny... I can take THAT... it just wasn't funny, at all... Must have been something to do with the writing - And I can only guess that it was funny when you heard it but NOT when you wrote it down!

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