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An encounter with Enoch

Author: Da Frequent Masturbator

Date: 20 July 2004

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Sam has been a stock broker for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 10 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded and burly Vermonter standing there.

"Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from two miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday at 7... Thought you'd like to come."

"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem... After 25 years on Wall Street, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

"Damn," Sam thinks... "Tough crowd." "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."

"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there... By the way, what should I wear?"

Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."


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    READER 500
    26.10.2004 21:09
    Sick

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    17.11.2004 16:46
    sick. but with a touch of funny at the same time...

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    READER 500
    24.11.2004 23:41
    Thats just wrong.

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    READER 500
    27.11.2004 10:46
    Funny as hell.It's just humor.

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    19.12.2004 16:17
    That's cute. Come on, B.B. What are you? A redneck homophobe?

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    20.12.2004 17:41
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    31.12.2004 17:19
    funny shit....I liked it

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    29.01.2005 22:49
    funny funny funny gets a 10 and i'm a canadian

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    05.02.2005 06:48
    Absolute top comedy from the dungeon of fun!!! This one I will tell many times!!!

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    09.02.2005 07:27
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    27.03.2005 08:03
    love you seeeeeeex

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    11.06.2005 17:24
    that was some funny shit

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    READER 500
    24.07.2005 00:31
    good stuff. Luv ya xxx

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    24.07.2005 19:25
    that was really fun, Poland style I quess

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    READER 500
    27.08.2005 20:19
    Good punch

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    25.09.2005 07:34
    Gatssu must be from poland u idiot....guess/...quess??.....

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    30.11.2005 01:46
    pretty damn funny

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.09.2011 12:24
    Wow that is really gross

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.01.2012 21:45
    That rlealy captures the spirit of it. Thanks for posting.

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.06.2012 08:52
    f***ing disgusting! and this was in the most read column?!?!?!?

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2012 01:27
    I go back and forth on this. On the telling hand..it might be nice to hear SOME oionipns on the name. If our parents hate the name, I think I'd like to know before the baby arrives. And it can be a fun way to involve our family in the pregnancy. We might tell just our parents and siblings but I'm not sure they could keep it a secret. On the other hand: I'm usually pretty good about ignoring other people's oionipns but I'm not sure I will be able to ignore oionipns about my kids name. I don't want someone to "steal" the name. I don't particularly want a bunch of monogramed stuff with the baby's name because it limits the use of the items with future kids and I don't want my kid's name on all their clothes/bags/whatever where strangers can see when we're at the grocery store.

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