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Sex games

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Author: Wimmers

Date: 18 July 2012

Sex Joke

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Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.

"Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour."

As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:

"Gorgonzola"

"Wait!!, it is not on yet.
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Two friends:

"Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?"

"Of course! How many people are coming?"

"Three, if you bring your girlfriend."
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A little boy asked his mother:
"Mummy, why are you white and I am black?"

"Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party mmhm..., you are lucky that you don’t bark."
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  • anonymous+reader
    19.07.2012 11:48
    I love the last one.

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.07.2012 16:00
    fuck this it says my comment is to dhort ←/>”>×/”±**×±×{“∴”>”∞
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  • Wimmers
    28.07.2012 19:33
    Thank you for taking the time to comment, it is very kind of you.

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.08.2012 19:25
    Some nice one liners.

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  • %5BNMS%5DPKed
    07.08.2012 01:33
    once again ive heard that last one, ill link the original joke here as soon as have time to get on my pc and off my ds(im under 18 and on a long car ride dont discriminate)

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.08.2012 03:20
    THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE :im not logged in so i'll put it in the comments : a boy called sam is explaining his cock is like a python and his friend christian says " yeah! A python that hasnt hatched or never will well thats what your girlfriend told me last nightB

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.08.2012 19:42
    You below, yours is not a funny joke and it would have been easier to log in than write your joke on some other persons comments, it is just plain rude, find some manners for goodness sake.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2012 01:21
    that joke wasnt that bad but to person below how can u call this person rude when your insulting that person u should get some manners maybe? Anyways I luv these jokes! Fuck u person below!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.11.2012 01:03
    fuck you wimmers all these are just dum go to fucking hall. you fucking child rapest.u even raped your dather you sick basstherdwhat u r to fucking ugly to have kids

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.11.2012 00:13
    coooooool lol lol lol lol lol you rock!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.12.2012 19:05
    Brilliant jokes, really cheered me up, lets have some more.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.08.2013 02:08
    plz help me syop spam. copy and paste this on other storys.

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    26.11.2013 03:15
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    26.11.2013 11:00
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    20.03.2014 12:39
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    21.05.2014 22:46
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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.08.2014 18:35
    I have been so beerwdlied in the past but now it all makes sense!

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    31.08.2014 19:33
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