Comments Chat TOP rating Top 300

стрелкаNew stories 69054

стрелкаAnal 12642

стрелкаAsian 1564

стрелкаAss to mouth 3447 +2

стрелкаAuthoritarian 2667

стрелкаBDSM 6053

стрелкаBestiality 2942 +3

стрелкаBi-sexual 5370 +1

стрелкаBlack 1788

стрелкаBlackmail 1860

стрелкаBlowjob 17734 +4

стрелкаBody modification 1176

стрелкаBoy 1703

стрелкаCheating 4030

стрелкаCoercion 2236

стрелкаConsensual Sex 14630 +7

стрелкаCuckold 1095 +4

стрелкаCum Swallowing 7659 +2

стрелкаDark Fantasy 5307

стрелкаDeath 799

стрелкаDiary 2867 +7

стрелкаDiscipline 854

стрелкаDomination/submission 3443

стрелкаDrug 932

стрелкаErotica 3530 +1

стрелкаExhibitionism 2834 +1

стрелкаExtreme 909 +1

стрелкаFantastic 2204

стрелкаFantasy 11843 +3

стрелкаFemale Domination 1073

стрелкаFemale solo 2011

стрелкаFiction 31396 +3

стрелкаFirst Time 4754

стрелкаFisting 294

стрелкаFoot or shoe fetish 241

стрелкаGay 2824

стрелкаGothic 167

стрелкаGroup Sex 2463 +1

стрелкаHardcore 1873 +1

стрелкаHumiliation 1459

стрелкаIncest 9118 +1

стрелкаInterracial 1133

стрелкаJob/Place-of-work 1122 +1

стрелкаLactation 211

стрелкаLatina 181 +1

стрелкаLesbian 3147 +1

стрелкаMale / Female 6348 +1

стрелкаMale Domination 459

стрелкаmassage 192

стрелкаMasturbation 2129 +1

стрелкаMature 962 +1

стрелкаMind Control 614

стрелкаMonster 273

стрелкаMurder 193

стрелкаNon-consensual sex 922 +1

стрелкаNon-Erotic 651

стрелкаOral Sex 3115 +1

стрелкаPoem 453

стрелкаPregnant 438

стрелкаProstitution 323

стрелкаRape 1015 +1

стрелкаReluctance 653

стрелкаRomance 2136 +8

стрелкаSchool 786

стрелкаSex Joke 689

стрелкаSlavery 242

стрелкаSpanking 290

стрелкаTeen 4507 +1

стрелкаThreesome 698 +1

стрелкаTorture 156 +1

стрелкаToys 235

стрелкаTranssexual 243

стрелкаTrue Story 11365 +2

стрелкаViolence 402

стрелкаVirginity 686

стрелкаVoyeurism 585 +1

стрелкаWater Sports/Pissing 217

стрелкаWife 641 +2

стрелкаWritten by women 815


Sex games

Family Only

Author: Wimmers

Date: 6 August 2010

Incest, Sex Joke

  • Font:

Картинка к рассказу

A little Parody on the Incest theme hope you like it.


“Princess” her mother called up the stairs to her, “Donna is on the phone for you”. Princess shouted back “Mam can you tell her I will call her back just as soon as I have finished masturbating”. -------Mam said “You probably heard that Donna”-------------Yeah I did Mr’s Blake, tell her I am sorry if I spoilt her orgasm”.----------------“Oh don’t worry on that count Donna; she has been masturbating non-stop all week”------------“Yeah I know it’s over her big brother Alec coming home”-------------“It sure is Donna he will be here at the weekend; the whole family are looking forward to getting their hands on his cock again”.---------------“I bet you are Mrs Blake, I wish he was my brother he would be most welcome up my cunt”.

“You naughty girl Donna you have got a brother of your own to fuck you” said a stunned Mrs Blake. --------------------“I was only joking, and yes Randy does service me when he can, but with 4 sisters there is plenty of competition for his cock and cumm”. ------------------“Oh Donna you poor girl but you have your Dad also; he told me he loves giving you girls anal”. ---“Oh he does Mrs Blake don’t get me wrong, but with Randy suddenly becoming bi he has to give his ass a good service also. Mom told Dad she would settle for a bit of lesbian action with my cousin Kath to help ease his burden. He is a real good Dad really and he makes sure we are all ass or cunt fucked at least twice a week”.

“Oh that is good Donna; I know how lucky we are having a family of three boys and three girls. Even with Alec away there is always enough cock for us girls”. ---------“By the way Mrs Blake; a man has moved in near us and we are all sure he is fucking non-relations”. ----“Hell no, make sure you girls stay away from him”.--------------“Mom has already warned us, people say women have been seen going in there that look nothing like him; Dad just wishes he would move the hell out of it”.--------------

Thomas walks in the door and Mam says “Thomas would you mind asking Princess if she has finished masturbating yet Donna is still on the phone”------------“Oh Mam I am feeling horny right now and fancy emptying my ball sack up Princess before the game starts on TV.”-------“Oh do you now and what about me your mother? I was expecting a 69 with you before my guild meeting tonight and I am having it game or no game”.-----------“Ok Mam you know I would not let you go out with a dry clit, love you”.---------“Well in that case hurry up and fuck Princess before she puts her panties back on again”.

“Sorry about keeping you waiting Donna, Thomas just come in”--------“Oh it’s alright Mrs Blake my cousin Kath just arrived and her daughter Beth has been finger fucking me”.------“Oh Beth has her incesture soon Princess tells me”. -------------------“Yes she cant wait for her first orgasm, she loves masturbating all her uncles and aunts, but wants to shoot her own load now”.----------------“It is always awful waiting for your 10th birthday, but when your dad gives you your first orgasm on that day, you know it was worth waiting for, such sweet memories”.-----------

“Mind you Donna there is talk of reducing incesture age to 8, I mean girls grow up so fast these days”.-----------------“Yes Mrs Blake though Beth only has a couple of month to go, Kath wants all the family there to see her first orgasm. I can’t wait to poke my finger in her little pink pussy”.--------------------- “You will have a wonderful day; maybe you will meet a lost relation for the first time. It happens quite a lot at these events.--------You could have a lovely new cock pounding your cunt before the day is out.”---------------“That would be great; especially if he could stay a while, us girls might get that double penetration Randy and Dad are always promising us”.

“Well I must go Donna, hubby and Arnie will be home soon from the bar, they like to double up face and cunt fucking me before their nap. Then I have my 69 with Thomas before my womans guild to fit in, oh and hubbys brother Walter is caretaker at the guild hall; and he sometimes likes to doggy fashion me during the meeting break. So my fuck holes are going to have a busy day”.-----------“Bye then Mrs Blake hope you have some lovely orgasms”-----“Thanks Donna I am sure I will, and don’t forget stay away from that non-relation fuckers house, there is no smoke without fire”.

Mrs Blake took her panties off in preparation for her husband and sons face and cunt fuck, and shouted up the stairs,------------------“Princess, if you squirt be sure to change your blankets, don’t expect me to do it when I get back from the guild”.
__________________
Read my favourite story here.

http://stories.xnxx.com/story/24800/A_Time_To_Come.


92821   1 5188   Rating +5.91 [629] Next part

Add to favorites
  • Complain about a story

    * Mandatory field
Comments 79
  • anonymous+reader
    08.08.2010 13:25
    Make a happy wish as you press Positive Rating on this story and it will come true, you deserve it.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    08.08.2010 18:20
    u001au001au001au001a u001au001au001a u001au001au001au001au001a u001au001au001au001au001au001au001a

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    08.08.2010 19:54
    Big Babs is busy spray painting her metal dildos so she asked me to write this for her,---------This is a fucking good story, so vote it up.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2010 10:52
    Best joke ever--more.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    11.08.2010 16:38
    not very good at all

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    11.08.2010 20:06
    I have to agree, this is excellent stuff.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2010 23:36
    Ah.....sounds like an alternate universe. Very good stuff. Hope to read about Beth's incensture soon.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2010 23:37
    Ah.....sounds like an alternate universe. Very good stuff. Hope to read about Beth's incensture soon.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2010 04:02
    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    14.08.2010 06:43
    All those question marks lol, I am afraid you are not ready for this yet.

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    16.08.2010 16:46
    For everyone who votes positive on this, there is a possibility you could win £20 or $30 by the end of the week.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2010 05:31
    Thats true Wimmers, got my £20 today. I am putting a deposit down on a blow up doll.

    Answer 0

  • evilcrackerhead
    17.08.2010 19:04
    Sounds like classic English aristocracy to me.

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    23.08.2010 19:10
    Vote positive for a great sex life.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    28.08.2010 05:52
    Do a favor on the readers of the this popular site.........don't post anything.

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    28.08.2010 07:12
    Do a favor on the readers of the this popular site.........don't post anything.??????

    Lets see what you have got to post lol, Let me know as soon as it is up. I will help you with your English if you wish. Please don't let being poor with basic English stop you.

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    29.08.2010 19:28
    Do not let them get rid of this, vote positive for all 3 Family stories.

    Answer 0

  • dilligaf2010
    02.09.2010 02:29
    c0c66bc3be5fba004e3af3d5a13151e5666212f5

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2010 05:40
    Well wimmers, thought your jokes were so much better. Pretty crap you are though

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    17.09.2010 06:29
    What the fuck you asshole wimmers stop trolling on my jokes you are dumbass who think no one can guess you are posting comments on other ppl's jokes and beging all people to read your good for nothing jokes.

    Answer 0

  • JS-Hellman
    25.09.2010 06:01
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    30.10.2010 19:49
    your mother sucks cocks in hell...n so will u greaseball cocksucker

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    31.10.2010 15:01
    Wimmers you are by far the most original person on here.

    Answer 0

  • NWUKlad
    04.11.2010 07:22
    the whole alternate universe thing means these really belong in science fiction, not jokes.

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    04.11.2010 14:14
    NWUKlad, Alternate universe??? Have you ever read the forums here? This is the norm, believe me.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    21.11.2010 19:05
    Southern couple leaving divorce court, girl crying, Oh Clint I'll miss you so much. Clint says, don't cry Betty-Lou, you might not be my wife any more, but you'll always be my sister. Dan Dare.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    12.12.2010 13:52
    wow a phone conversation with a girl gone a little starange... i like it

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    12.12.2010 13:52
    wow a phone conversation with a girl gone a little starange... i like it

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    12.12.2010 13:52
    wow a phone conversation with a girl gone a little starange... i like it

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    12.12.2010 13:52
    wow a phone conversation with a girl gone a little starange... i like it

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    12.12.2010 13:52
    wow a phone conversation with a girl gone a little starange... i like it

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    14.12.2010 05:17
    Very interesting and a very different and good spin.

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    01.01.2011 19:35
    A free handjob given by the person of your choice, for everyone that votes positive for this.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    12.01.2011 16:00
    its not that good really.

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    15.01.2011 08:20
    Below, no hand job for you then, you will have to do your own as usual.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    19.01.2011 14:45
    Fantastic family, love it.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    21.01.2011 08:53
    i masterbated thinking about fucking my older step brother

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    21.01.2011 08:54
    i masterbated thinking about fucking my older step brother

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    21.01.2011 08:55
    i masterbated thinking about fucking my older step brother

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    27.01.2011 06:28
    This is supposed to be a joke not wank material lol.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    27.03.2011 08:10
    I love fucking. I had my two brothers fucking me...last week.
    They came to my apartment. I have a baby..tooo. One of my brothers or my father is the dad...of my baby. I tit feed my son,
    so they love to come and suck the milk out of my tits.too.
    We had some booze...then I let my brothers take off my panties..and fingerfuck me..until I came. I needed a fuck..yes.
    I put the baby in the crib.. They each sucked a tit..my nipples got so long..and tingly..whew. I went to my bed...Jim fucked me first...while Harry watched tv...No condom..he shot such a big load of sperm..into my cunt. He made me cum..twice.
    After a smoke..then Harry came and got on me..and fucked me...so good. His cock is longer...and thick..whew. I milked his big cock with my cunt musle....he filled my belly with sperm.
    Then they left. My cunt was sore..but I loved the fucking i got.
    Two days later..dad came over..and fucked me..good.
    I am sure I am pregnant now..again. I love cocks...ya

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    10.07.2011 16:00
    x cxzv b
    gbgdvb vgnh

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    26.07.2011 00:54
    whimmers u suck needle dicks like the one you have

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    31.07.2011 00:39
    I never knew wimmers had a dick. I thought nothing was there so he cAnt come up with anythng good, i be a 5 yr old could come up with better stuff than that lonely fucking bastard

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    03.08.2011 07:19
    Below, You have wrote "i be a 5 yr old" are you lol, lol, --No because five year olds can write better than you, lol, lol. How many more times must I humiliate you?
    Did you know that you are in the picture dictionary quite a lot? You are listed under Dumb, Dozy, Dickhead and Disaster to name but a few. At least you are good to laugh at, lol.lol.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 15:38
    i masturbate to you Wimmers. you are sexy! i want to suck your needle dick so hard! please poop in my mouth and let me suck your needle dick. call me at 864-751-1033

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    13.08.2011 18:11
    stupid. i fuc yo mom and kiss yo dog's assho le!@

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    13.08.2011 18:11
    This is supposed to be a joke not wank material
    This is supposed to be a joke not wank material
    This is supposed to be a joke not wank material
    This is supposed to be a joke not wank material

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    13.08.2011 19:39
    Just thought I would say hi to all my devoted fans. I know it's hard without me, but you can always read my stuff to cheer you up. I have a huge apple tree in my garden, I only wish I could send all you good folks one. Adios for now my loyal followers.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:15
    i called that bitch who left her phone number and its just a radio station in Alabama....

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 15:52
    Wimmers is gay and has a needle dick!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    16.08.2011 15:03
    Just thought I would say hi to my devoted "self". I know it's hard without me, but I can always read my stuff to cheer me up. I have a huge apple tree in my garden, I only wish I could send myself one. Adios for now loyal Wimmers.

    Translated for Wimmers.

    ...douchbag!

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    16.08.2011 17:34
    Below, that's really great pretending you don't worship me; a good angle. I like to think that reading my wonderful works has helped you come up with these new ideas. You are making great strides, I may mention your progress in my new How to Succeed book.
    I will always be around for totally devoted fans like you; I must have been born to be generous.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:18
    enjoyed the story very much thank you

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:48
    Wimmers is a motherfucking self-rightous bastard who is so in love with himself.

    EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CROSSDRESSING BITCH!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    18.08.2011 14:59
    You below, Wimmers is making you look like a bigger clown than you already are, what a loser lol.

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    18.08.2011 16:17
    Thank you, now you can see the imbeciles I have been putting up with all this time. I feel like a missionary trying to educate a hopless society.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:22
    Old and just not funny.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 16:23
    EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU CROSSDRESSING BITCH!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    29.08.2011 08:33
    Give up trying to hound Wimmers, can't you see how stupid he is making you look?

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    06.09.2011 20:34
    My cock is rising up to agree that your story is fasciating.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    31.10.2011 04:14
    TRY POSTING UNDER STORIES, NOT JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    31.10.2011 04:15
    YOU SUCK AS A WRITER BY THE WAY!!! DON'T GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB!!!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    06.11.2011 14:58
    lol I loved this, great stuff.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    29.12.2011 09:53
    u lost me at the 1st paragragh...now im lost gees thanks retard!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    29.12.2011 16:28
    You below, try reading a little slower. I know it is difficult for you, but you will soon get the hang of it. It is no good reading if you can't understand things. Keep practicing your words, and I am sure you will eventually overcome the disabilaty you have.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    14.01.2012 01:10
    hey below...FUCK U! i dont have a disability!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    14.01.2012 01:13
    and another thing at least i spell disability right! now look at whos the one with the problem!

    Answer 0

  • Wimmers
    14.01.2012 20:34
    u lost me at the 1st paragragh...now im lost gees thanks retard!
    What is this rubbish you have written on my story. Have you no manners or were you born ignorant? You write like a five year old. I agree with the other reader who seems to think you are something of a simpleton. If you have constructive criticism by all means post it, but not in the style of a dimwit which you come across as. Now go away and come back when a little intelligence has managed to soak its way into your thick skull. Thank you.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    01.02.2012 04:13
    What the heck is this?! This isnt even a JOKE!!!!!!! Also that is one wierd family :/

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    11.04.2012 14:31
    I am luvin it, luvin it, luvin it. teariffic.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    24.07.2012 08:34
    Patrick, I'm curious where you heard this vsorien of events. Every account I've read says his wallet was left on shore, no reference to kids, no reference to this letter, just a brief note saying something like I've gone to join the lovely Theresa.' Or is the caption to the painting just your imaginings of what could have happened?Beautiful painting, by the way.Stella

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    26.08.2012 04:28
    This joke only makes me want to take a shit....

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    26.08.2012 04:31
    This joke only makes me want to take a shit....

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    30.08.2012 16:05
    Wonderful, simply wonderful, pray send champagne to the author.

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    31.10.2012 00:30
    I actually enjoyed the story but, I do forget who is the one speaking .

    Answer 0

  • Anonymous+reader
    02.08.2014 09:33
    Is this the krusty krab?

    Answer 0

  • Anonymous+reader
    11.08.2014 08:45
    No this is Patrick

    Answer 0

  • Dudley+Dowrong
    01.08.2018 12:39
    Talk about open relationships, these two families are as open as a whore starting to get in bed nude, taking off her robe. A good many characters introduced "on the side" with little character development if any..
    One also has to assume that Donna & Mrs Blake are on 2 phones at the other house. Good joke!

    Answer 0

Sign Up and leave comment

Last stories by Wimmers

arrowChat +2