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Sex games

Family Only Part 2.

Author: Wimmers

Date: 13 August 2010

Sex Joke

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“Hi can I speak to Princess please”?---------“Is that you Donna honey” said Mrs Blake. -------“Yeah how are things that end”?-------------------“Oh could not be better there are lots of sore cocks and ass rings here, we had a wonderful fancy dress anal party last night”-------------“Sounds great just what we could do with here; all us gals and brother Randy really love a good ass fucking”-----------------“We thought it would be great fun for a change; anal only Donna”-------------“Yeah well you ladies got 4 males to ravish all your fuck holes Mrs Blake, we got 5 girls here and only 2 cocks to pound us”--------------

“Never mind Donna your cousins will be here soon for little Beths incestation, let me tell you, you will not know which end you are getting fucked in once the ceremony is over”.------“I know only a week to go now Mrs Blake; I am so excited”. -----------“You did ring for Princess,- Donna, but you got no chance of speaking to her for a while,”----------------“Let me guess, Alec is home and she has locked him in her room trying to wear his dick out”--------

“You got it in one Donna, he arrived 2 days ago, I was so happy to see my boy I hogged him first and had him fuck me right on the living room floor till I cumm 3 times. The rest of the girls just had to wait, hell he’s my son why shouldn’t I go first? Daddy told the girls”.-------“Bet you cunt was dripping real good Mr’s Blake”.------------“Donna I have never had so much cumm up my pussy from only one cock since Daddy was my brother”.------------“Did the rest of the girls manage to get Alec’s cock up their cunt?--------------------“Oh sure Donna, Alec was tired after all that travelling, but he would not go to bed till he had dumped a load up each of his sisters fuck holes”. -----------

“Poor Mom ain’t getting much cock what with us girls getting more demanding as we get older, but she is getting lots of lesbian action with cousin Kath”------------“I think your Momma should write round all her relations and see if there are any spare cocks. Your Dad and Randy sure could do with help having 5 horny fuckers like you around the place.”-------“I know, I volunteered to go without my anal this week, Dad was so tired, we got plenty of dildos but it ain’t the same”.-----------------------------------“Well Princess ain’t going without, I just heard that orgasm from down here”,

“With the anal night Princess has not had much chance to have Alec’s stiff cock up her cunt apart from his first night home. So she wants an afternoon of cunt only fucking”.-------“Mrs Blake I have to tell you, that man who we suspect of non-relation fucking knocked on our door last week”----------------“Fuck no Donna, what did he say”? ------“Said he wanted to borrow some milk; but I swear he looked at me when I answered the door”---------------“Filthy fucker should be horse whipped Donna, you all stay away here”.---------“Oh we will Mrs Blake, he won’t corrupt our minds with his filth”.

“Thomas, Arnie and Hubby are back from the bar Donna and they all got their dicks out, wait you can’t drill me yet I am talking to Donna. Go upstairs and sort Princess out give her some double penetration, Tell Alec to come down here and lick his Moms pussy while I talk to Donna. Hell he has to go again next week; I want some quality orgasm time with him”.-------“Oh Mrs Blake sorry I got to go, Dad has come home with a huge hard on and all the rest of the family are down the sex shop getting presents for the incestation. Chance to relieve him of some spunk, cunt or ass either will do, bye”---------------“Bye Donna, try not to drain him, see if you can leave a bit for your poor Mamma”.---------------------“Alec come down here darling and give me some pussy loosening licking, ---Daddy and the boys are going to give me an after bar pounding, so open it wide Alec”.
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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2010 20:42
    Ridiculous stories, maybe not even jokes.

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2010 20:42
    Ridiculous stories, maybe not even jokes.

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  • Wimmers
    15.08.2010 07:26
    This is great stuff.

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  • Wimmers
    15.08.2010 07:28
    This is great stuff, a refreshing change.

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  • Wimmers
    16.08.2010 16:41
    I agree with you you Wimmers, this is absolutely wonderful. Reading this is better than having sex. Infact I would go as far to say it is better than finding diamonds in an old coat you are about to throw out.

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.08.2010 15:49
    hahahahaha posting on ur own text wimmers? hehe not all are dumb like you who can't read your username.:D

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  • Wimmers
    26.08.2010 17:07
    hahahahaha posting on ur own text wimmers? hehe not all are dumb like you who can't read your username.:D -------

    lol you must be a bright one how did you work that out? especially when I am using my own name.

    I think he needs some extra strong thicko tablets don't you Wimmers, I most certainly do Wimmers.

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.08.2010 18:35
    Your comments are better than all the jokes here Wimmers lol.

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  • Wimmers
    29.08.2010 19:30
    A positive vote for this is a vote against the trolls who are trying to close down the site.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2010 05:41
    Well wimmers, thought your jokes were so much better. Pretty crap you are though

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  • Wimmers
    16.09.2010 16:49
    Below please read what you have just written. Now count and see if you can realise you are a thick half witted twat before reaching ten. That lesson is free. lol, lol, lol.

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.09.2010 06:29
    What the fuck you asshole wimmers stop trolling on my jokes you are dumbass who think no one can guess you are posting comments on other ppl's jokes and beging all people to read your good for nothing jokes.

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  • JS-Hellman
    25.09.2010 06:01
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

    ...douchebag

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.09.2010 13:52
    Super story, can't believe it is not number 1.

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.01.2011 05:56
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... anyone else's are posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout others jokes you will laugh like hell.

    wimmer you friggin retard, learn some manners nigger

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.01.2011 05:58
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... anyone else's are posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout others jokes you will laugh like hell.

    wimmer you friggin retard, learn some manners nigger

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  • Wimmers
    23.02.2011 18:12
    Below, you must have help soon. Your thinking is becoming deranged. Ask your family and friendsif they know of a good therapist who can help you. Try not to worry, you will pull through these troubled times.

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    21.03.2011 01:33
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  • anonymous+reader
    09.04.2011 16:15
    seiously this was not funny at all. ur a fucking retard. ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A. and tht is the kunami code

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.04.2011 11:38
    Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter.

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.06.2011 23:48
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke... my mothers posts are fucking better and much more funny. people go check out other jokes you will laugh like hell.

    Wimmers your thinking is becoming deranged. Ask your friends and family if they know a good therapist. Do not worry you will pull through these troubled times. i will pray for u

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  • Wimmers
    11.06.2011 19:09
    Below you are copying my words about your therapist lol. Do you want me to write all your comments for you lol. lol. lol.

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    30.06.2011 04:40
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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 15:36
    you die now - you die hard

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  • Wimmers
    13.08.2011 19:47
    Fans your superstar has arrived, yes just for you I have brought my superior self here. What would a weekend be without a word from me? I will always be around to cheer you up; I am just so unselfish I guess.

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:14
    864-751-1033 - i suck your dick~!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 15:52
    You are so gay Wimmers - Why not just admit it?

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.08.2011 15:01
    Wimmers is a douchbag little bitch who needs to die! Who cares if he is gay or not?

    JS-Hellman 4 life!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:46
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke... my mothers posts are fucking better and much more funny. people go check out other jokes you will laugh like hell.

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.08.2011 19:47
    Who are the dead heads trying to hound you Wimmers? They write the exact same thing over and over, nothing original. You are the greatest, and these fools are not fit to kiss your feet.

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  • Wimmers
    21.08.2011 05:49
    Below, don't be alarmed by them, they are quite harmless. I often come and speak to them, my words of wisdom seem to help I will always be here for the trolls, or dead heads as you call themlol, they have no one else. I can easily tell which is which, one in partcular only has a few words. Society has washed its hands of them, now all they have is an anonymous world, and my comforting words.

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 15:54
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke...

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    27.08.2011 15:55
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke...

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    27.08.2011 15:55
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  • anonymous+reader
    29.08.2011 13:26
    Wimmers you haint had a jokes for a long time, pleased put some morer you ises the bests.

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.09.2011 20:46
    Positive vote for your narative.......Yeah!

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.10.2011 01:41
    this is madness.. madness... THIS IS BULSHIT JOKE WIMMERS IS GAY MOFO!!!!!

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  • noajoke
    15.12.2011 10:15
    not only was this not funny....or a joke....it's so long winded that it was hard to even finish reading

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  • Wimmers
    08.01.2012 19:19
    hey noajoke, I think you are a joke. lol, lol, lol.

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    30.05.2012 15:31
    (Kindle Edition) The collection of stoeirs came close to short but I can say I highly enjoyed them since it was so many of them. They are hardcore with some very tantalizing sex scenes. Ive even caught myself laughing a couple of times wishing it was me in the story. So it was definitely worth it, especially if you get turned on by dirty language.Looking forward to reading this erotica boxset at a great price:

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    13.07.2012 02:26
    Jesus fuckin christ man lame can a story get. if all ur gonna post is shit like just go back to jerkin off to a pic of ur flabby grama in a bikini

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    28.08.2012 06:40
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