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Sex games

New husbend

Author: JACK042000

Date: 20 August 2010

Sex Joke

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The minister dies and the congregation decides, after some time, that his widow, should marry again. Since it is a small village the only available candidate is the local butcher. Although very reluctantly, since she was used to living with a bible scholar, she accepts.

After the marriage, on Friday night just after taking a bath - the new husband tells his wife, "Look, my mother always said that before the beginning of the weekend it was a blessing to have sex."

They do it and then on Saturday he tells her, "According to my father it is a blessing to have sex during the day before the Sabbath.

There they go again and when it is time to go to sleep he tells her, "My grandfather told me that one should always have sex on Sabbath night."

Finally they go to sleep and when they wake up the next morning he tells her, "My aunt says that a Christian man always starts the Sabbath by having sex. So lets do it."

Finally on Monday she goes out to the market and meets a friend that asks her, "So how is the new husband?"

"Well, an intellectual he isn't, but he comes from a wonderful family."


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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2010 08:29
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2010 05:20
    حيوان ينيك امراة

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  • Wimmers
    17.09.2010 13:50
    Jacko you spammed my stories because you thought I said the crap below. Can you not think clearly or something? If I leave a post you will see my name, My name is not there, this is me. I do not spam

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  • JACK042000
    20.09.2010 04:55
    Who ever you are get a life.

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  • JACK042000
    20.09.2010 04:56
    I mean the one who spammed my jokes with someone else's name.

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  • Daddy%26amp%3B%23039%3Bs+Gurl
    21.09.2010 15:07
    ok this one i liked.... almost as much as she likes his family lol

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.02.2011 00:13
    wimmers, you could have abviosly just been an anonymous reader at the time to try and trick people, so yeah, suck on that dick.

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.03.2011 22:47
    Wimmers. It's called logging off you dumb ass.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.04.2011 20:41
    wimmers you are a JACKASS your jokes are not even funny so SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.05.2011 22:44
    Funformobile.com wisyn y yandel

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.05.2011 08:49
    You're the getraset! JMHO

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.05.2011 22:25
    fuck the person who wrote this crapppppppp!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 18:07
    THIS SUCKS!!!!!! WORST JOKE ON THE SITE!!! PLEASE GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY PIPE UP THE ARSE AND DIE YOU LOUSY BASTARD!!!!! Think of the children! Also go read Wimmers! His jokes are much better!

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.08.2011 14:47
    I agree with below and also did you know that JACK042000 steals jokes! He does! He stole several of my jokes from comedybelowthebelt.net! Seriously!

    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.08.2011 14:48
    JACK042000 steals jokes!
    JACK042000 steals jokes!
    JACK042000 steals jokes!
    JACK042000 steals jokes!
    JACK042000 steals jokes!
    JACK042000 steals jokes!
    JACK042000 steals jokes!
    JACK042000 steals jokes!
    JACK042000 steals jokes!
    JACK042000 steals jokes!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2011 19:06
    YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE FOR STEALING MY JOKE YOU FUCKER!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2011 21:49
    It says at the top a joke The ppl who have never seen it before!!!!!!JACK042000 didn't steal it, he reposted it for those who have never heard it jackasses!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.08.2011 15:44
    reposted without permission is called STEALING! I am going to sue this site for every fucking penny!

    JACK042000 is a thief!

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 15:25
    shut up! there is no site called comedybelowthebelt.net nor has there ever been. you are just spamming! GET A LIFE!

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.08.2011 18:05
    SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FAP YOU ASSHOLES!

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:05
    funny and very original! positive rating!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 15:44
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.08.2011 15:04
    i would slap dat bitch up!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:31
    i came...hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 15:29
    Do a sequel where the bitch gets pregnant so I can fap to this shit! I want to cum too!

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.02.2012 06:30
    Allegra, tnhaks for this post.I actually sleep very very well. I sleep between 8 to 9 hours each night. And when (sometimes) there are times that I don’t get to do that, I am certainly not at my best and that’s part of the reasons why I consider sleep to be so sacrament. Working with the subconscious mind especially requires a good sleep and enough sleep, or else we can’t create any kind of change (not just with sex). This is one of the main questions I ask any new client that I start working with. My desire is to succeed with them and a part of their success depends largly on the quality of the sleep.And I agree, the title was very intriguing Sigal ZoldanSigal Zoldan recently posted..

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  • anonymous+reader
    20.01.2013 17:23
    How can you cum from that? Honestly....,

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.08.2014 00:45
    Percfet answer! That really gets to the heart of it!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    05.10.2014 23:51
    anonymous reader

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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.01.2016 00:04
    What the fuck does this mean

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