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Smart employee

Author: JACK042000

Date: 20 August 2010

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A man use to work somewhere ones he got sick he called his employer to tell him he can't come on work today so he want a week long leave.

employee: "Boss i can't come to work today."

Boss : "why?"

employee : "boss i am sick"

Boss: "When I'm sick I have sex with my wife i keep fucking her ass until she start crying believe it or not anal makes me feel better, try it."

employee: "ok if you say so"

Later employee called back: "It worked. i am feeling better now. You have a nice house!" :D

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Wimmers

26.08.2010 17:28

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Thinks he has pulled a smart one, but has he?

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anonymous reader

15.09.2010 08:29

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A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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JACK042000

20.09.2010 04:57

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Who ever you are get a life.

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anonymous reader

21.09.2010 15:59

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hahahaha that was funny i laughed with my boyfriend.

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anonymous reader

21.09.2010 22:59

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lol.... XD that was awesome... c('.'c)

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anonymous reader

23.09.2010 15:54

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wimmers is fucking garbage

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anonymous reader

27.02.2011 22:56

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Truer words have never been spoken
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V

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anonymous reader

06.03.2011 20:50

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Me'sa work for da bossa mana

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anonymous reader

14.03.2011 12:56

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Wimmers can u pls fuck off????

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anonymous reader

14.03.2011 22:39

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Wimmers you're just a PoS. Its just you as an anonymous account trying to get people to read your crap. It's not even close to funny. I've heard more than half of them just being in school a few years ago. You're just a failure.

Either way, great joke jack

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anonymous reader

06.04.2011 22:10

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that was fucking wicked i loved it

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anonymous reader

14.06.2011 15:18

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great joke man hahaha shut the fuck up wimmers n other anonymous reader that likes his jokes its sickening - -|l|

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anonymous reader

01.07.2011 17:06

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It shouldn't be swimmers it should be whiner

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anonymous reader

25.07.2011 06:38

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saw the ending coming good joke

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anonymous reader

05.08.2011 16:26

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OMFG I would fire him then kick his ass!

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anonymous reader

08.08.2011 14:36

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WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go jerk off your cats and stop stealing other peoples jokes! You are such a spaz!

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anonymous reader

08.08.2011 14:37

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JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!
JACK042000 steals jokes!

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anonymous reader

08.08.2011 14:38

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He does? I had no idea! That is really a stupid thing to do! Stealing jokes, you should be ashamed of yourself!

WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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anonymous reader

09.08.2011 18:57

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i hate you. please stop writing. you are a joke stealer and a bad writer. you even got the punchline wrong.

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anonymous reader

10.08.2011 15:40

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I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

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anonymous reader

12.08.2011 15:20

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Wow! Wimmers has really gotten a lot worse with his spamming. What the hell is your problem?

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anonymous reader

13.08.2011 18:08

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fucking sick ass stupid gay ass fucking sick joke!

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anonymous reader

14.08.2011 16:01

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SHUT THE FUCK UP WIMMERS! WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE JUST SPAMMING OTHER JOKE WRITERS!

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anonymous reader

15.08.2011 15:47

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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anonymous reader

16.08.2011 14:53

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This joke is highly offensive to women of color! I should know I'm a white boy from Alabama!

JD Michaels - I want to have your baby!

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anonymous reader

17.08.2011 18:30

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I love be some bama white boys! Squeal like a pig!

This joke sucks by the way!

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anonymous reader

27.08.2011 15:31

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funny but hard to jerk off to

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anonymous reader

17.10.2011 01:17

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anonymous reader

17.10.2011 01:18

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anonymous reader

15.01.2012 15:46

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Boss, I can't come in to work today. I am sick.

How sick are you?

Well, I've been in bed all morning.... with my sister...

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anonymous reader

14.11.2012 21:46

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If you fags like wimmers so much suck his fucking dick if not shut the fuck up!

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