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Sex games

Bob and his wife

Author: JACK042000

Date: 20 August 2010

Sex Joke

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Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob and starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."


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  • %7CCrazed%7CDesire%7C
    23.08.2010 00:30
    "Geez, Bob, you picked up a bitch this time" Lol! thats so fricken funny

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  • %7CCrazed%7CDesire%7C
    23.08.2010 00:30
    "Geez, Bob, you picked up a bitch this time" Lol! thats so fricken funny

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.08.2010 01:11
    the only part i dont get is that SHE takes him to a strip club and then gets jealous.

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2010 03:55
    she got jealous cuz he goes there instead of bowling

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.08.2010 04:31
    Geez bob U picked Up a bitch this time ha ha

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.08.2010 04:47
    jtyietettiiisfsrerèèè

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.09.2010 08:22
    hahahahahahahahahahaha poor bob.

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2010 08:28
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.09.2010 06:19
    hahahaha hilarious joke lol bob was too smart.

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  • JACK042000
    20.09.2010 04:58
    Who ever you are get a life.

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.11.2010 10:20
    uuummm... i don't get it

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.12.2010 18:48
    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.01.2011 18:27
    rofl lmao lol lol lol

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.02.2011 16:46
    GREAT..................................................

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  • IdleHands69
    13.02.2011 17:24
    LOL...that was too good

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.02.2011 22:53
    Wimmers is a freakin fag. This guy is awesome

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  • anonymous+reader
    03.04.2011 19:07
    Just a question Jack, what about jokes for those who HAVE heard it before? :]

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.06.2011 15:11
    HAHAHA nice Bob's in real trouble hahahahahah

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  • anonymous+reader
    20.06.2011 11:17
    hahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahahahhaahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahalol
    :)

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.07.2011 21:49
    good but not original i think it i was it in a 2000-2002 hustler magazine

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.08.2011 14:33
    Stealing jokes again I see! You really should just stop wasting everyone's time posting old, used, and stolen jokes that aren't funny anyway.

    If you're looking for a good joke, you should check out Wimmers because...

    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.08.2011 14:34
    I agree with the anon below. Wimmers is much funnier and he doesn't have to steal jokes!

    I really wish they would ban you from the site!

    YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO WIMMERS BECAUSE...

    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2011 19:01
    Stolen joke is stolen! You are a thief! Stop stealing jokes!

    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2011 19:01
    PLEASE FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2011 19:06
    STEALING JOKES IS A GOOD WAY TO GET YOURSELF KILLED! I WILL FIND YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS AND I WILL FUCKING MAKE YOU PAY FOR STEALING MY JOKE FROM comedybelowthebelt.com

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.08.2011 15:39
    I think somebody is mad

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 15:23
    There is no such site as comedybelowthebelt.net so I have no idea what the hell you're going on about. Stop spamming and get a life.

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.08.2011 18:01
    this joke sucks and is a waste of time

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 01:28
    Wimmers is not funny and will never be he has shit ass jokes the r not funny so i guess u have to be friends with the moron in order to like his jokes so that means everyone that says wimmers has good jokes needs to get a life, if they can

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 01:28
    Wimmers is not funny and will never be he has shit ass jokes the r not funny so i guess u have to be friends with the moron in order to like his jokes so that means everyone that says wimmers has good jokes needs to get a life, if they can

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 15:59
    Wimmers is an asshole! I bet ten bucks all the people saying this jokes sucks or that Wimmers is God are just him spamming like he always does. The fact that this joke has a much higher rating than all his jokes combined should be proof enough that Wimmers sucks turds!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 15:44
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.08.2011 14:55
    This is highly offensive to black people. I should know I'm a five year old girl from Stocholm!

    JS-Hellman and Wimmers 4 life!

    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You steal jokes!

    KILL YOURSELF!

    ...douchbag

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:28
    lousy, waste of fucking time joke without a punchline.

    what is this? a sucking story!

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.08.2011 15:32
    funny beacause it's true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.10.2011 23:21
    XD dam the cabby has spoken!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.11.2011 19:17
    wimmers you dont even read the jokes before you try to spam them there isnt even black people in this joke how is it offensive to them

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.06.2012 21:27
    im 11 and will hump hot babes

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.08.2012 05:24
    Da fuq? Kid your 11 and on porn?!?
    Get this child a medal!
    I
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  • anonymous+reader
    03.09.2012 02:12
    Dude.. I totally agree. U should take ur virginity with some 1 u love, not cuz I wanna fucks botches at 11!!!!
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  • anonymous+reader
    16.11.2012 18:53
    im a 14 yr old girl and I amazing not sure what type or sex I like. I was raped when I was 7 and be was the only guy I was with.he took my virginity and yet still called me a dirty whore.my whole life I always wanted to be taken gentaly.

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.11.2012 23:14
    god i love this site

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  • anonymous+reader
    20.04.2013 09:15
    Whoa... girl who was raped when she was young, i feel sorry for u

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.06.2013 08:16
    I'm 7 is that normal ???

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.07.2013 20:40
    no 13 and up is normal im 13.

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.08.2013 20:37
    i dont understand how people my age are on here

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.10.2013 08:20
    hello to all staff at bowling park too thakoynu we all have had a lovely relaxing holiday and hope that all you have had a wonderful and relaxing holiday hoping to come in to schol tomorrow my little girl will be starting reception and ijaz started bradford acaademy on wednesday take care

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    04.03.2014 19:10
    The name address of the covered. QuotesChimp recognizes you as somebody to whom the policy contract was given.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    20.08.2014 13:05
    Keep it coming, wrsiert, this is good stuff.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.08.2014 14:40
    Mhpws epairne mazi tou eekina ta sokolatakia pou etrwge k h Elenh (Rantou) sto Kwnstantinou & Elenhs k meta epairne olo to loxo tou loxagou Kapota' kai xlimintrize sthn opsh tou swbrakou ths Katakouzhnas?Parakalw na parousiastoun sto dikasthrio ws apodeiktika stoixeia ka8e loghs sokolatakia pou katabrox8ize oso ta eixate!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    02.06.2016 16:06
    Am gonna be crazy woman wid bob he is such an infidel

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