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Author: JACK042000

Date: 31 August 2010

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Please rate positive if this joke makes you laugh i would appreciate negative comments as well. let me know if this couldn't make you laugh. thanx.:) A write who's wasting his hours just to vote good jokes one this site down my absolutely free advice for you. post something funny instead of being jealous. we all are here for fun not competition with each other so let us all share good jokes and laugh with each other thanx.

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JOKE

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."


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  • anonymous+reader
    03.09.2010 04:46
    This jk is here already

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  • anonymous+reader
    03.09.2010 05:45
    Loved it I always like good jokes that are short and to the point

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  • anonymous+reader
    03.09.2010 16:09
    hilarious! hahaha lmao nice job! ;D

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  • hipsnthighs
    04.09.2010 00:21
    that was funny as hell

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  • hipsnthighs
    04.09.2010 00:26
    that was funny as hell, i laughed out loud and had to tell everyone in the room the joke....they all laughed too..

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.09.2010 08:16
    dont wurry if peeple vote down theys only old joks

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.09.2010 07:10
    hahahahaha loved the joke very funny.

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.09.2010 11:31
    صورسكس

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2010 08:29
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2010 08:29
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2010 08:29
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.09.2010 16:55
    maderchod kya kharab joke he

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.09.2010 05:32
    Bhen k lund to jakar apni kutiya ko chod yahan kyon gand mara raha hai.

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  • JACK042000
    20.09.2010 04:57
    Who ever you are get a life.

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  • JACK042000
    20.09.2010 04:58
    Who ever you are get a life.

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  • anonymous+reader
    20.09.2010 05:46
    Who ever you are get a life. Please do before you tell someone else to. Wait I see you tell yourself that to...

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  • anonymous+reader
    20.09.2010 05:47
    Who ever you are get a life. Please do before you tell someone else to. Wait I see you tell yourself that to...

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    20.09.2010 06:19
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  • Daddy%26amp%3B%23039%3Bs+Gurl
    21.09.2010 15:02
    I dont care what others say it was a cute joke..... besides if they have better jokes why is it i dont see their jokes up here tell them to go to well u know keep smiling a flick off the haters.....

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.09.2010 12:58
    you left half of the joke out

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.11.2010 08:57
    whoever that anonymous reader that posts negative comments on all jks sayin wimmers is better.. its pretty obvious ur wimmer... get a life, this was pretty jks

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.12.2010 05:58
    good jokes I've read almost all of them keep it up bud

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.12.2010 01:57
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  • anonymous+reader
    24.12.2010 10:28
    I love it, more of dis

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.01.2011 21:47
    definitely not from a movie, pool junkies...

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.01.2011 21:48
    definitely not from a movie, pool junkies...

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.02.2011 20:38
    Just rate wimmer's joke negative if he have to stop this

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.02.2011 22:18
    I've heard this, but it wa "pass the salt"

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.02.2011 20:26
    I voted negative because I found it offensive, sorry!
    (I'm female)

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.03.2011 18:00
    U Suck
    U suck
    U suck
    U suck

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.03.2011 18:03
    ja mhan rasta ...tis da worst fukn joke ai ever heard breda

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.04.2011 19:28
    Horrible That would never make me laugh

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.04.2011 19:31
    Unbeliveable that would not make anyone laugh are you on crack are you high are you drunk?

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.05.2011 17:26
    Who is this Wimmers fellow and how do I find his stories. I am quite curious as to why they're better.

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.06.2011 10:58
    haha im wimmers and jack sucks ®

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.07.2011 19:17
    Awesome, best one I have read today! Yeah, females are complicated and simple at the same time ;D

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.08.2011 08:11
    Sex physical A Must 4 body & jokes/movies/stories a must 4 mental health otherwise life will be fucking bore. Any sexual act/deed/play/words can never be offensive 4 God's gift....SAROJAGARWAL

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.08.2011 14:32
    THIS SUCKS!!!!! YOU ARE REALLY A HORRIBLE WRITER! GIVE IT UP, KILL YOURSELF, AND PUT US ALL OUT OF YOUR MISERY!

    Seriously, this is not funny in the least. If I want to laugh, I go read Wimmers stuff, because....

    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.08.2011 14:39
    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Wimmers never has to steal a joke. Unlike JACK042000 who steals jokes! STOP STEALING JOKES!

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.08.2011 14:39
    JACK042000 steals jokes!
    JACK042000 steals jokes!
    JACK042000 steals jokes!
    JACK042000 steals jokes!
    JACK042000 steals jokes!
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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2011 18:53
    This sucks! I have read better jokes on Bazooka Gum wrappers.

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2011 19:00
    THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER READ! PLEASE FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING JACKED UP PENCIL DICK!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2011 19:00
    And stop stealing jokes!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2011 19:04
    Do you really steal jokes Jack? If so then you should really consider suicide because you are truly a worthless human being. Only a pencil dick, little bitch would steal jokes!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2011 19:05
    YOU ARE DEAD! I AM GOING TO HATCHET MURDER YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND THEN MAKE YOU DRINK THEIR BLOOD. YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER STOLEN MY JOKE FROM comedybelowthebelt.com!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2011 19:05
    DEAD! YOU HEAR ME? DEAD....

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.08.2011 15:43
    I agree with everyone who says this sucks.

    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 15:17
    Wimmers is funnier but telling someone to kill themselves is kind of harsh. Keep trying Jack, you're bound to write something funny one of these days....

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 15:22
    SHUT THE FUCK UP WIMMERS!

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.08.2011 17:59
    shut the fuck up below! You're such a pansy ass little bitch!

    This joke sucks by the way!

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.08.2011 18:00
    shit. just fucking shit and nothing but. give up. your not funny

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 15:57
    i think someone has anger issues or Wimmers has really gotten worse with his spamming. this joke is funny no matter what anyone says!

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:00
    This joke is very funny! I enjoyed it a lot!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 15:43
    hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 15:44
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.08.2011 14:52
    YOU ARE A SHIT EATING MAGGOT! I WISH YOU WOULD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF AND PUT US OUT OF YOUR MISERY!

    ...douchbag

    JS-Hellman IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.08.2011 14:59
    Wimmers is much funnier and will make you laugh like hell!

    ...douchbag

    JS-Hellman for life!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:28
    i did not laugh at this - i would much rather read something by Wimmers - he always makes me laugh until i pee!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:29
    YOU ARE DEAD! I AM GOING TO HATCHET MURDER YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND THEN MAKE YOU DRINK THEIR BLOOD. YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER STOLEN MY JOKE FROM comedybelowthebelt.com!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 23:52
    This is bitch ass bulshit and this aint funny and ppl fuck ur asses up

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.08.2011 00:21
    Comedybelowthebelt.net isnt even a real site u prob just made it up so u could accuse ppl of stealing jokes u ass

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.08.2011 00:23
    I ment Comedybelowthebelt.com cause some 1 else said that on a different joke but put .net

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.08.2011 06:28
    Bazooka gum wrappers are fucking cool. Fuck you Wimmers.

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  • anonymous+reader
    03.10.2011 19:29
    I like the joke. Give more like it. It's cute. It's funny.

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.11.2011 04:49
    ??? ???? .?? ??? ??????

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.11.2011 05:00
    ??? ???? .?? ??? ??????

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.11.2011 05:00
    ??? ???? .?? ??? ??????

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.11.2011 05:00
    ??? ???? .?? ??? ??????

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.01.2012 20:41
    ?????????????(•_•)

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.02.2012 10:22
    [...] more ifiormatnon on the online funny jokes , visit my site to download the best jokes book directly to your [...]

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.02.2012 04:07
    No! Costs very litlte- even less if you are savvy enough to do it yourself!!………………………….If you are smart you will latch onto the free blogging info available on google, or follow Yaro Starak’s (Entrepreneurs Journey)or Pork Pie Girl——– You could write articles for Hub pages or Squidoo and get paid!!Good Luck

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.05.2012 13:56
    Stay away from anything hanivg to do with his past romances, love life, or anything of that nature. Even though it may be funny in private, his new wife, or her parents might not be too keen.Stick to material such as reasons why he is your best friend, for example reminiscing on a time when he was there for you when you ran out of gas, or when your grandpa died. Then make the correlation between how hes such a (great/reliable/willing/listening/caring/devoted/sacrificing/etc.) friend, to how you know hes going to be as a husband, yada yada get it?Good luck

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.07.2012 01:57
    This joke reminds me so much of one of my favorite shows, good job.

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.11.2012 12:14
    فيديووهيفاء وهبي

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.03.2013 18:23
    It's pretty obvious that all anonymous readers praising 'wimmers' here are, in fact, wimmers. Spamming is pointless. It just turns people against you.

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.10.2013 18:05
    Its not funny at all.. :-l

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.06.2015 08:22
    That was hilarious...... :) well done! From a female fan....ks

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.07.2015 11:22
    Funny, love it keep the jokes coming

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.07.2015 12:29
    Funny, love it keep the jokes coming

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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.08.2016 16:35
    pls Can someone explain to me what this joke actually means............

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