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Sex games

Win free sex

Author: JACK042000

Date: 20 August 2010

Sex Joke

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Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the male attendant.

"I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."

"Okay," agreed one of the guys, "I guess seven."

"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.

The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number.

"Two!" said the second guy.

"Sorry, it's three, said the attendant. "Come back and try again."

As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week."


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  • anonymous+reader
    23.08.2010 15:25
    heard it so many times "/

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.08.2010 15:27
    Hilarious joke. i will also start this plan at my shop.

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  • JayneyRedd
    23.08.2010 16:38
    I hadnt heard it - and I laughed :-)

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.08.2010 04:22
    He he I wil start thz offer @ ma shop

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2010 08:29
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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  • JACK042000
    20.09.2010 04:57
    Who ever you are get a life.

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.09.2010 22:34
    Hey Jack shut up. You are saying that cuz you dont have a life.
    i see you say that in many of the jokes comment.

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  • JACK042000
    22.09.2010 08:21
    Yes i said it in many jokes but all of these are my own jokes and someone spammed all the joked of the site with this comment

    "A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell."

    my comment was for the person who is spamming all the jokes here not for you or someone else.

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.09.2010 16:38
    ))ooàkçteigàjeçojrç"u

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.10.2010 09:02
    Hahaha nice joke i could't stop laughing.

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.11.2010 15:03
    hiiiiiii an abokoota

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.11.2010 15:04
    hiiiiiii an abokoota

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.04.2011 15:38
    sdfghjkl;xkl;rtdlrtyuiopdenh bjvlp;[tjidplsyhiijyhokt;[ihyjtgko

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.04.2011 15:39
    sdfghjkl;xkl;rtdlrtyuiopdenh bjvlp;[tjidplsyhiijyhokt;[ihyjtgko

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.05.2011 13:13
    صور سكس انجلينا جولي

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.05.2011 07:28
    fgggggggggggggzdb dfgb f bd

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.07.2011 22:45
    it was ok...did not make me laugh but it was still ok

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.08.2011 14:45
    This joke is stolen! I caught you again you little turd! All your stuff is just copy, cut, and pasted to the site from comedybelowthebelt.net! You are nothing but...

    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.08.2011 14:46
    Wow. JACK042000 steals jokes! I had no idea, but everyone knows that...

    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.08.2011 18:59
    Very stupid to steal from the greatest comedy site on the internet. Everyone knows you stole it from comedybelowthebelt.net! Wimmers never has to steal jokes. Why would you steal jokes? Stop stealing jokes!

    THIEF! Unlike Wimmers.

    WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.08.2011 15:41
    negative rating for a bad joke whether it is stolen or not

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.08.2011 15:25
    this is just stupid.

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.08.2011 18:02
    shitty joke and nothing funny about it at all

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2011 16:04
    this joke is funny and it is NOT stolen. the first line says "For people who haven't heard it before!!!!!"

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.08.2011 15:45
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.08.2011 14:55
    you are a douchbag for stealing jokes! i hope you get banned from the site!

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.08.2011 18:30
    Go read Wimmers. he is much funnier and make you laugh like hell

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.08.2011 00:14
    Wimmers is an ass and none i repeat NONE of his jokes r funny, if u think thier funny then y read other stuff just go read his shit

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.09.2011 00:37
    damnit wimmers go fuck a dog an get off this fucking site god.... u suck okay noone wants to read your stpid jokes QUIT FUCKIN SPAMMIN PEOPLE Great joke btw and damn people dont hate it aint stolen it said ''for people who never heard it be4.........Damn

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.05.2012 16:53
    WHAT THE HELL IS WIMMERS!???

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2012 03:33
    wimmers is a shitty writer on this site dont look he sucks

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.05.2015 05:44
    great

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  • jrockitt
    10.03.2019 23:54
    The joke wasn't bad. The middle school usquabble going on in the comments was juvenile and pointless. Keep it to yourselves.

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