A man goes to the doctor, and the doctor tells him he only has twenty-four hours to live. So the man goes home and says to his wife "I only have a few hours left. I want to make love to you as many times as I can." So they do it, once, twice, three times, four times, and the man eventually falls asleep. About four thirty in the morning, he wakes up his wife and says "I want to make love to you one more time," and his wife says "that's easy for you to say, honey. YOU don't have to get up in the morning!"

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