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erotic story icon 810 more jokes erotic story letter

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Not all SEX-jokes, but there is no category for "normal (ie NON sex) jokes so ... (I think they are all numbered properly with lines between each one, but sorry if there are a couple of mistakes) 1 The Finest Natural Pun I've Ever Seen 2 Phallic Symbol 3 Hockey Fanatics 4 Dumb...

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erotic story icon THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE erotic story letter

10) The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." 9) The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide." 8) The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."[b] 7) The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in...

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AveryTomDeaconHarry

25 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women 1. You can enjoy a beer all month long 2. Beer stains wash out 3. You don't have to wine and dine beer 4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball 5. When you beer goes flat, you toss it out 6....

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erotic story icon Final Exam Fun erotic story letter

If you're going to go down, go down with style. Failing your final exam can actually be an amusing experience, depending on what you make of it. Here are some suggestions... * Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get...

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Top Ten Things To Say About a Christmas Gift You Don't Like... 10. Hey! Now there's a gift! 9. Well, well, well... 8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit. 7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement. 6. Gosh. I hope this never...

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TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED... 10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 8. The cat is on Valium. 7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak...

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Rugby Commentator: "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." Motor Racing commentator: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." Weathergirl: "So Trevor, where's that eight inches you promised...

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erotic story icon Press Clippings - One Liners erotic story letter

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: 'Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.' In a Japanese hotel: 'You are invited to take full advantage of the chambermaid.' Outside a Budapest dress shop: 'Dresses for ladies street walking.' In a Bangkok temple:...

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Whichaven civic leaders are flushed with pride after their toilets were called the best in the region by the British Toilet Association. The judges were particularly impressed by the way both parties on the council regularly sat down together. Evesham Admag Police foiled an attempted bank raid...

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One day God called Adam to him and said: "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" "The good news," replied Adam. "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain." "OK.." said Adam warily. "And...

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