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I'm a practising heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. After making love, I said to my girl: "Was it good for you too?" She said: "I don't think this was good for anybody!" I love the lines men use to get us...

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This my first post ever so hope you enjoy!! One day a daughter goes to visit her dad at work and asks "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" Dad says "Sure but you have to give me a blowjob first." So daughter gets down and starts working on him but after a couple seconds gets and...

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A couple meet in a bar and really seem to hit it off. Several beers later, they wind up at the mans house. The first thing the woman sees in the guys bedroom is: Teddy bears. Bright pink teddy bears. She shrugs it off and the two of them make steamy love all night. The next morning, they wake up...

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Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Johnson 9. Heavy Bosum 10. Merry Cherry At the Post: They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties...

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my...

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Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One tree says to the other: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the sappling. The tall tree says "Woodpecker, you are a...

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A woman calls her veterinarian and tells him that her male German shepherd is making sexual advances towards her. He responds by suggesting that she can bring him in to have him neutered. "No," she replies, "All I want you to do is clip his toe nails and sweeten his...

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A prosperous business man propositioned a beautiful girl to spend the night with him. She agreed to do so for $500. When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he didn't have any money with him but that he would have his secretary write a check for it and make it out as...

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Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in. Child: Mother, where do babies come from? Mom: Well dear... a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night, they go into their room... they kiss and hug and have sex. (The ...

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The cops raided the local brothel and had all of the girls standing in line waiting to enter the paddy wagon. A little old lady walked up and asked one of the girls what the line was for. The girl sarcastically stated that they were handing out lollipops. The little old lady, having missed the...

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