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erotic story icon Jokes about Women erotic story letter

Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if all of them went it would be hell. How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer? None. It should be open by the time she brings it. Why is a Launderette a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even...

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erotic story icon Comparing Perfect Days erotic story letter

The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage,...

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erotic story icon Dreaming of the opposite sex erotic story letter

What men would do if they had a vagina for a day:- 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6....

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erotic story icon 50 Great Uses For Used Condoms erotic story letter

Who said there aren't perfectly good uses for used condoms? I can give you at least 50 that are sure to be great examples... 1. Bicycle handle grips. 2. French tickler animals. 3. Shower caps for people with tiny heads. 4. Put one on a light bulb for mood lighting. 5. Fill one with...

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This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside. The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?" The guy says, "Yea,...

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It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope....

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A man and woman were dating and he asked her to marry him. She told him to prove his love to her she wanted him to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When it was erect is said Wendy and when it was limp if said Wy. They got married and went to Jamaica to a nude beach for their honeymoon....

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erotic story icon The word FUCK erotic story letter

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. · It...

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erotic story icon Taking a Dump erotic story letter

I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber..... The Perfect Dump Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but...

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erotic story icon Yo momma lines erotic story letter

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion. Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips. Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side. Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks. Your mother's so...

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