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erotic story icon Sex Jokes A-Z (4) erotic story letter

Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"? A. About three inches. Q. What do you do in case of fallout? A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes! Q. Why do women have two holes so close together? A. In case you miss. Q. When does a Cub Scout become a...

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Q. Did ya hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A. It works by changing your blood type!! Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos? A. Toys for Twats Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"? A. Get a fifth old lady to shout...

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erotic story icon Sex Jokes A-Z (2) erotic story letter

Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off! Q. What's...

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erotic story icon The Indian and the snake Oil Salesman erotic story letter

One day a Man, selling snake oil, spies an inidan coming into town with his dog, his horse and a flock of Sheep. walking up he tells the Indian "Buy some of my potion, it can do anything it can even make your animals TALK! The Indian, wise in his ways shakes his head "Animals no...

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erotic story icon Lone Ranger & Silver erotic story letter

One day the lone ranger is out Riding the rage on his horse, silver. Silver was an incredibly smart horse. However later that day they were ambushed by Indians. Bound and helpless the Indian Chief walked up and spoke to the lone ranger: "YOu very brave, so before we kill you,we give you...

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erotic story icon 2 Drunks and a Junkyard dog erotic story letter

2 Drunks walked out of a bar. trying to remain upright, they staggered down the alleyway As they walked, they came across a man looking German Shepard, hunched over licking his balls. The First drunk pokes his buddy "hey Look..." The 2nd drunk blinked and said...

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erotic story icon Difference between Army Ranger and A Marine erotic story letter

(with respect to my brother in arms The Marines who tell this Joke differently) One day A boy was taking a piss in the bathroom, when a Marine Walked in in his dress uniform. The Boy looked up wide eyed and said "Wow, are you a REAL Marine?" "Thats RIght Boy" the...

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erotic story icon The Lt's Camel erotic story letter

One dayin Iraq, a brand new Lt, arrives in the outpost in the middle of the desert. He quickly develops a reputation as a know it all. After a while, the Lt begins to get, lonely for companionship, so not wanting to look foolish in front of his men, he calls his Sgt aside and asks him...

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erotic story icon Never screw with a Jew erotic story letter

It was just after a devastating nuclear war, and God came down to the Last Jew, Aberham Appearing before the startled man, God said unto him "because you have been faithful, you have survived and I will grant you 3 wishes, however, as the arabs were persecuted, you should know, whatever...

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erotic story icon 3 Ducks walk into a Bar erotic story letter

3 Ducks walk into a bar, The Bartender thinks thats strange but they have money and are paying customers. He walks up to the first duck, and says "so fella... what's yer name..how ya been doing? The duck smiles up and says "I am Huey, and I am pretty good, I been outside...

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