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erotic story icon 2 Nun's on Bikes erotic story letter

Two Nun's were riding down the road on their bikes. Wanting a change of scenery from their normal route, They decide to take a different road which turns out to be paved with cobble stones. The First nun looks at the second and says "You know..I have never come this way...

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erotic story icon Gold Fanatic erotic story letter

There once was a man, that was an absolute golf NUT. Once each year he would save up for an all expenses paid golf vacation on a resort Island. This year he met a beautiful woman. and they hit it off famously Golf all day, and wonderful sex all night. At the end of the 2 weeks, the man...

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erotic story icon Hidign in the CLoset erotic story letter

One day, a young boy comes home from school, and hears a strange man in the Bedroom with his mother. Hiding in the closet he see's a man in bed with his mother. Suddenly his mother looks up and says "Oh my god, my Husband is home early! Quick hide in the closet. Once inside the...

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erotic story icon Glad to be a Man / Glad to be a Woman | Songs erotic story letter

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts. I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west. I don't get wasted...

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erotic story icon Rules of being a guy erotic story letter

1. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her...

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erotic story icon Vocation Sex A-Z erotic story letter

ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ANSI does it in the standard way ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. ARCHITECTS have great plans. ARTISTS are exhibitionists. ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it...

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erotic story icon Good Girl-Bad Girl erotic story letter

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?" Good girls never go after another girl's man... Bad girls go after him AND his brother. Good girls wear white cotton panties... Bad girls don't wear any. Good...

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erotic story icon Sex Jokes A-Z (1) erotic story letter

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your...

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erotic story icon Teen Commandments erotic story letter

1.Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long) 2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection) 4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction...

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erotic story icon Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy... erotic story letter

'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!' 'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?' 'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.' 'You've got something jammed in here real...

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