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erotic story icon Things to do in the bathroom stall... erotic story letter

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say,...

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erotic story icon 100 ways to order a pizza the fun way... erotic story letter

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use CB lingo where applicable. 4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. 5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we...

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erotic story icon Beer VS. Pussy erotic story letter

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy... A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you...

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erotic story icon Bumper Stickers erotic story letter

Jesus loves you, but I think your an asshole! Zero to dick in 60 seconds. Very Funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes... Madness takes its toll--please have exact change ready. Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can If You Can Read...

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erotic story icon The advantages of a cucumber...... erotic story letter

1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count. 4. Cucumbers don't get too excited. 5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety. 6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up. 7. You can fondle a...

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erotic story icon Girlfriend Analysis erotic story letter

New girlfriends have the advantage that they have no previous bad experiences to project on you, but the disadvantage that they will rarely be old enough to open their own checking account. Used girlfriends, on the other hand, may be steady, reliable performers, with the initial...

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erotic story icon Hangover ratings erotic story letter

Does any of this sound somewhat familiar? 1 star hangover * No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink...

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erotic story icon Murphy's laws of combat operations... erotic story letter

1. Friendly fire - isn't. 2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't...

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erotic story icon Reply to women's 50 rules for men erotic story letter

1. Call. 2. Don't lie. 3. Never tape any of her body parts together. 4. If guys' night out is going to be fun, invite the girls. 5. If guys' night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules: No Petting. 6. The correct answer to "Do I look...

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erotic story icon Urinal Challenge for Guys erotic story letter

Take the first annual, Choose-A-Urinal Challenge! Men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)... women are on their own. But, there IS a code of the rest room that MUST be followed. The, following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room. An X above the number...

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