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erotic story icon Bus Driver erotic story letter

30 January 2011

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I...

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erotic story icon Mother of six erotic story letter

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Not actually a sex joke, but it's a good one. Comment and rate would be more than nice! A man had a six children and he was very proud of it. Actually he even called her wife "Mother of six" though she didn't actually like it at all and secretly wanted him to stop Once in...

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erotic story icon Gimme a saw erotic story letter

Sex Joke Job/Place-of-work Masturbation

A construction worker in the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the other worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to hiss...

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erotic story icon Job in Hell erotic story letter

lovemehatemeamy

Will died and was sent to Hell. Unfortunately, it was already full. So the Devil took him to see three rooms where he could work for etermity. In the first room, there was a man who had to swim after swim so he would not sink in a bottomless lake. Will thought that it's very tough and decided...

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erotic story icon What is politics? erotic story letter

26 December 2010

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the...

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erotic story icon GOING TO HEAVEN 2 erotic story letter

24 December 2010

The Sunday School teacher posed the question which part of the body reaches heaven first to her nine and ten year old students.Stephanie was the the first chosen to answer and she said your arms because your arms will be above your head making them first to heaven.Tommy was next and he said your...

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erotic story icon GOING TO HEAVEN erotic story letter

Sex Joke School

6 December 2010

bus loaded with catholic school girls crashes and everyone on board perishes.They all arrive at Heavens Gate aAwaiting their approval to enter.The teenage girls lined up single file with Alice being first in line was asked this question,have you had any experience with a PENIS,to which Alice...

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erotic story icon The parrot and viagra erotic story letter

20 November 2010

Guy comes home from work to find his pet parrot has eaten all his supply of Viagra which had left on the sideboard. He is so annoyed with the parrot he stuffs it into the freezer to teach it a lesson. After an hour he decides the parrot has been punished enough so he opens the freezer to let...

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erotic story icon Ladies Rooms erotic story letter

14 November 2010

Ladies Rooms A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the men room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the men room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies...

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erotic story icon Good night Kiss erotic story letter

13 November 2010

Tounge Game Right

(Tongue Game Right) The Goodnight Kiss One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her ”Darling, would you give...

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38848 1119 1749 5.99 [292] Rate 18

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